If we needed any more confirmation that hammock squig is taking the piss….
I’m picturing a “that’s not my” book…Could we expand the range?
A toaster with ‘Not a toaster’ on it.
A fridge freezer with “my other fridge freezers are Smegs”
A coffee mug with “I don’t drink coffee” on.
A T-shirt with “Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got
I'm still, I'm still Jack from near three council estates.”
A bread knife with ‘for meat’ written on it
The lovely @Jay-cloth Cow discovered by accident that a colleague is a FOAF to Harold's family.When did we learn the bit in bold?
Could we expand the range?
A toaster with ‘Not a toaster’ on it.
A fridge freezer with “my other fridge freezers are Smegs”
A coffee mug with “I don’t drink coffee” on.
A T-shirt with “Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got
I'm still, I'm still Jack from near three council estates.”
A bread knife with ‘for meat’ written on it
A jewellery box with " Diamond Geezer" on it and a picture of Jack's hand with the three rings.Could we expand the range?
A toaster with ‘Not a toaster’ on it.
A fridge freezer with “my other fridge freezers are Smegs”
A coffee mug with “I don’t drink coffee” on.
A T-shirt with “Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got
I'm still, I'm still Jack from near three council estates.”
A bread knife with ‘for meat’ written on it
Molly hen, I’m in the office tomorrow and Friday and then away on holiday. Please could you make it tonight or a week on Sunday?
Exactly. I work supporting a similar age groupNot tobut when I managed a homecare team in a deprived bit of the city centre we spent a great deal of time explaining to clients that accepting the help needed wouldn't leave them out of pocket as they would be entitled to attendance allowance which in most cases was slightly more than the means tested cost. In fact they often ended up being slightly better off as they were often eligible for pension credit and didn't realise they could apply. I sincerely hope no one has been put off seeking help by Jack's take on it
Three mind-blowing invitations?If we needed any more confirmation that hammock squig is taking the piss….View attachment 1506955View attachment 1506956
Spooky! I am actually listening to that song this very moment! Are you in my phone?!!!Grunting from page 8 so send staminos but I had a Jackesque moment today.
Was listening to my choons when walking to the Post Office to send my Vinted bits and pieces (no hardcore pawn for me). When I pulled my phone out of my bag to get ready to pay, for whatever reason Spotify and Facebook had decided to have their eyes meet and, via the ‘share’ button, I was one tap away from letting everyone on my FB list know I was listening to a song that’s title translates to ‘Big Tits’.
Pissed myself laughing at the counter but for SO MANY REASONS couldn’t fully disclose why.
Point is - nothing published despite that being a two-click command, and my phone was unlocked as I walked half a mile. There is no way Jack’s phone performed the gymnastics she claimed it did.
Anyway, enjoy.
See, Jack. If you were motivated to get off your arse and do some actual work instead of “admin” your lucrative branding opportunities are legion.Could we expand the range?
A toaster with ‘Not a toaster’ on it.
A fridge freezer with “my other fridge freezers are Smegs”
A coffee mug with “I don’t drink coffee” on.
A T-shirt with “Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got
I'm still, I'm still Jack from near three council estates.”
A bread knife with ‘for meat’ written on it
2 bags of maize snacks!? Put that kind of excess in the safe room with the diamonds and the Emin!I'm surprised she isn't using this a it more - surely it was her idea in the first place? If she goes into the shop all she would have to do is to nick that receipt. She would have oodles of ideas wouldn't she? Think of the snax.
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This one?I'm trying to find it. It's the one in her kitchen with another woman, a journalist I think. There's just so many
Anyone help?
Take your pick.
Ooooh how about a house plate for the front of the house with “I rent” on?See, Jack. If you were motivated to get off your arse and do some actual work instead of “admin” your lucrative branding opportunities are legion.
PS I’d also like a Ford Kia (if they existed) with ‘I can’t drive’ emblazoned along the sides which I could just leave parked outside my RENTED house, and a watch with ‘My other watch was an Omega Seamaster…but I sold it’ engraved on the front/back.
Could we expand the range?
A T-shirt with “Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got
I'm still, I'm still Jack from near three council estates.”
Spooky! I am actually listening to that song this very moment! Are you in my phone?!!!
The Zeit album is in the cd player non stop!!!
AHAHHAAHA sorry but this women is so fucking funny
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