Jack Monroe #365 I suggest you delete your Tweet

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I really hope Molly's thing has never before brewed tea to spill.

I really want a gotcha moment from it.
 
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She’s absolutely fucking insane. This is not what normal people do. Or is it? Does everyone respond to their own tweets as someone else with such sycophantic bilge? We see you Jack, you’re a prize asshat and none of this is going away. You are done, and just like, Allegra, LJC, Old Harold and eventually SB, everyone is going to see it and leave you. So quit social media and close your Patreon because you can’t handle THE TRUTH.

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I'm sure Jack is aware and doesn't give a shiny shit, squig.

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I did send a thankyou check your emails I’ll resend it did you ask for a thankyou from LatestJackMonroeEmail@gmail.com because I don’t have access to any of the others now because my assistant’s hands fell off and I have a hurty brain also I don’t read emails because they give me the fear. Are you sure you haven’t had a thankyou because I did send it.
 
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This whole time I've been envisioning an asshat as some sort of sombrero that one wears on one's arse but it turns out it comes from having your head up your arse i.e. wearing it like a hat. Truly every day is a school day in these threads.
 
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When did we learn the bit in bold?
 
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From same account in reply to Zoe Williams (not squigging her cos she’s a Grauniad journo with a following…)
Christ, Zoe Williams has become a right lazy journo. She’s like the ones that hang round local Facebook groups to get quotes from people with missed bin collections.

The 3 invitations thing....LOL. Jack please hun, the cringe has seriously become too strong plz stop. You went to the last nice awards doo dressed like you were putting the bins out.
One was an invitation to the local fete, one was an invitation to the DFS sale, and one was for Julie’s 60th.
 
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This whole time I've been envisioning an asshat as some sort of sombrero that one wears on one's arse but it turns out it comes from having your head up your arse i.e. wearing it like a hat. Truly every day is a school day in these threads.
It usually means that, but can also mean this.
 
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Yes certainly not defending her ..... she lies.... all the time. It's really getting boring...
 
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This whole time I've been envisioning an asshat as some sort of sombrero that one wears on one's arse but it turns out it comes from having your head up your arse i.e. wearing it like a hat. Truly every day is a school day in these threads.
I always imagine it as a buttocks based hat design. Perhaps a talented Frau could design such a garment and we could present Jack, The Golden Asshat for services to buffoonery.
 
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When did we learn the bit in bold?
The great tea spill, starts here
Too slow
 
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