Forensically genius my dear
Forensically genius my dearOmg…but touchscreens only work with fingers…
SHE HAS CAROLINES HANDS IN HER BAG!!!
Maybe if she leaves her phone in her bag for long enough, it'll publish the VBI...
My cat walked across my keyboard and accidentally opened a Patreon with multiple tiers. Now I’m getting thousands a month in my account and I can’t work out how to login and refund people.
Just catching up. Jack Monroe is dull as dishwater, but the canal is hilariousMate, I don't even know what Tattle is. I just keep sitting on my mobile by mistake and the next thing you know, I'm some sort of VIP member.
Pumbles and Beavers and Wangs, Oh my!Pumbles, wangs and now beavers! Jack Monroe - the grift that keeps on grifting.
I’m convinced that if she is moving she knows exactly where she’ll be. Getting rid of stuff may also mean having friends looking after the items until she has space…. Which judging by her Patreon donations will not take very long.Why is she getting rid of the egg chair, freezer and barbecue when she has no idea where she's moving to? It may be a small flat but have a large garden. It might have a large kitchen or utility area with room for a freezer.
Not said this for a while, but make it make sense.
ETA @Dogrose there first.
Absolutely. The parent is responsible for a stable base. Yes a home matters. I moved frequently as a child due to my dad's job and it was unsettling. My mum was not an easy parent soy dad provided the stable part of the home. The word you should have used was "stable" Jack, not solid. Add that to the Jacktionary. Then again I don't think she provides stability for SBWhy did SB need 'grounding' over the last few years? He's a kid. He should just be thinking about kid stuff.
I always say I would love to do this tooMy aboslute dream would be to hire a skip and bin most of this house. As i have gotten older and lost family member i have come to realize that most of the stuff we keep is pointless. Ky dream woulf literally be pretty much an empty house.
“Counting jumpers and pans” sounds like a euphemism for “lying”Counting jumpers and pans, acting like charity shops accept smiles as currency.
It doesn't matter where you bought something if you live beyond your means.
It’s not that long ago Jack was arguing that they weren’t going to give clothes to charity as they’ve always done that and they’ve given enough away so why shouldn’t they sell their clothes.‘real needs’
Oh, so other donations don’t go towards ‘real needs’? I suppose you’d know.
I agree with this. It must be bought already for her to be so fixated about the 6 month date.Please can a squig ask her how she’s so certain about where she’s moving to in 6m time, perhaps ask directly if she’s bought somewhere.
not saying people don’t deserve to buy somewhere if that’s what they really want but she’s got some fucking cheek on her given the level of grift and beg at a time when, for many people, simply living day to day is difficult.
I have a friend whose wife was awarded custody after their messy divorce. However when the daughter reached 13 she decided that she really wanted to live with her dad, his new partner and her daughters. She got her way. Is there a point where the child’s wishes override the parents?Ok crazy theory, SB wants to live with his dad full time because of school etc and being close to friends and he's of an age where that matters a lot so Jack is moving closer to facilitate that, hence only needing a one bed as SB would only be occasionally staying. Hence the previous references to this being a whole new era of focusing on relationship with SB etc.
I wonder how much Jack is regretting spending £60 on spoons and a further £45 postage for them. That blows my mind. £45 quid postage.Bless her grifting little heart, why would it take her poor, broke a$$ SIX MONTHS to declutter the shitty bungalow she’s only lived in for a few years?? Here I thought she couldn’t even afford to buy shower gel.
We moved house relatively recently. It only took a couple of weeks to sort, discard, and pack the accumulated piles of things from a house we’d lived in for 15 years, with kids.
Also less HMRC visibilityI’m convinced that if she is moving she knows exactly where she’ll be. Getting rid of stuff may also mean having friends looking after the items until she has space…. Which judging by her Patreon donations will not take very long.
Also as a Wordpress Frau the fixing of her website is not hard, 20 mins max and making sure the Plug-ins are in their current version would prevent the chaos. I would say she earns more from the ‘my website is broken, no ads, woe is me, sob, look what I’m giving you for free’ rhetoric/ donation beg than from the ad revenue, which is not generous ( unlike rich, virtue signalling luvvies who prop up her lies and finances on a regular basis).
Why does everything look like it’s covered in a layer of grime?" I’ve always been better in smaller spaces with less stuff - it’s manageable and clarifying."
Don’t hold your breathe squigBig day for Jack, latest Inflation figures just announced, eeeek it’s risen to 10.1% ! Martin Lewis still on hols, Jack will be wanted by the media to provide us with answers, and the Squigs will be clamouring to see the VBI I expect, although some are already using it accordingly. Probably the Beta version, hopefully the rest of us will get a glimpse of it later today
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I know this is a drop in the ocean but the way they use ‘HECKIN big declutter’ gives me the ick. The whole vibe is cringe from every angle
Migraine inducing" I’ve always been better in smaller spaces with less stuff - it’s manageable and clarifying."
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