Why in earth would you fancy making something that sounds so awful?
Totally o/t, but my boss won $7000 gambling, and has decided to get a few tweakments (cheeks and lips) Cannot wait to see it today!
Jack Monroe #361 The only person thats suffered has been, uh, me
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Totally o/t, but my boss won $7000 gambling, and has decided to get a few tweakments (cheeks and lips) Cannot wait to see it today!
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.Someone has replied to her on Twitter:
'For "campaigner" read "far-left radical activist"
To which she replied ...
'And which of those is an issue?'
Am now just wondering if instead of far-left, that read far-right, how much of an uproar there'd be?
Anyone considered far-right on Twitter (and anywhere else, it seems) is apparently the scum of the earth. But she's proud of being far-left?
'For "campaigner" read "far-left radical activist"
To which she replied ...
'And which of those is an issue?'
Am now just wondering if instead of far-left, that read far-right, how much of an uproar there'd be?
Anyone considered far-right on Twitter (and anywhere else, it seems) is apparently the scum of the earth. But she's proud of being far-left?
Yikes. A fiver says there'll be an ouchy mouth/dental/glands chaos in the coming days to end speculation on her terrible filler
My husband found me grunking at Mrs Goss Jack. Circa 2017.
That woman, he said, looks familiar. Is it Tony Blair's wife?
To be honest what annoys me more is that she's not far left!! Tbh her politics are bit shambolic and really suggest poor understanding.
Grunkin' through the last thread (what is going on with her face!?!) But ~really~ had to say as a looooong term lurker how funny fraus and male fraus are 
. Folk who say women aren't funny don't know any women.
Chapeau, go well.
Frau Hippo
. Folk who say women aren't funny don't know any women. Chapeau, go well.
Frau Hippo
This lack of producing anything after saying she will is her MO.
Promises much and delivers nothing. Yet in squigs goldfish memories will be the notion that Jack Monroe bravely and selflessly worked 100 hrs per week to churn out recipes every day.
And yes agree that we'll have a sorry tale of chewed lips through anxiety or some such gubbins before long.
Promises much and delivers nothing. Yet in squigs goldfish memories will be the notion that Jack Monroe bravely and selflessly worked 100 hrs per week to churn out recipes every day.
And yes agree that we'll have a sorry tale of chewed lips through anxiety or some such gubbins before long.
I still say a young Anne Widdecombe.
Yeah it's nothing to be proud of. The far left are also vile. Far left/far right - they're both groups of people that take their views to the extremes. Both groups are full of unpleasantness. Jack being Jack though isn't thinking about it that deeply, she just wants to play the role of the leftiest leftie ever.
Pete looks like he’s being held under duress
And another thing (if I've got this right - please feel free to correct me if I'm wrong btw)
She's a lesbian, yet had a recent relationship with a man?
She's trans?
She's a vegetarian yet eats meat?
Am I reading wrongly or does 'Jack' seem to change her mind a lot? I'm a tad confused.
Genuine questions btw, the first time I saw her on TV was a few years ago being introduced as 'a girl called Jack' ... to which I admit doing a bit of eye-rolling ... and thinking to myself; what an attention-seeker.
She's a lesbian, yet had a recent relationship with a man?
She's trans?
She's a vegetarian yet eats meat?
Am I reading wrongly or does 'Jack' seem to change her mind a lot? I'm a tad confused.
Genuine questions btw, the first time I saw her on TV was a few years ago being introduced as 'a girl called Jack' ... to which I admit doing a bit of eye-rolling ... and thinking to myself; what an attention-seeker.
DON’T DO IT newbies you’ll never be able to eat Pringles again. Any sort of function with a buffet will turn into your own personal Vietnam.
She isn't far-left though. If she was she wouldn't be constantly chasing Capitalist ideals. She's a perfectly ordinary middle class person who is in love with the idea of the far-left, but would never actually choose that route herself.
Yes.
She came as a trans man and started taking testosterone, then non-binary, then seemed to drop that and only whips it out when criticised now.
Gave up being veggie after releasing her vegan/veggie book because arthritis, doctor told her to eat bollock sausages or something. Has also claimed to be a pescatarian bodybuilder.
She's probably threatened him with a look at her pumble.Pete looks like he’s being held under duress
Ah, thanks for that. So, just an out and out attention-seeker then. Just as I thought.
Is there any 'minority' she hasn't claimed to be for attention-seeking purposes? She appears to be a very troubled (and immature) individual.
Who knew it'd be rinsed hoops and botox that got to her so much?
Also
GIVE US THE RECIPE JACK
Also
GIVE US THE RECIPE JACK
Phew. Finally caught up. Been a hell of a couple of days both IRL and of course on here! Some thoughts:
1. I was really disturbed by the account of lovely-sounding not-Harold. It came quick on the heels of the stuff my mum had told me, including an alarmingly similar experience of someone in Mum’s wider circle: another truly lovely bloke, left pretty shellshocked by his experience with JM. Can’t say more as don’t want her
the poor fella and harassing him for daring to tell someone about what she did to him. This was quite a few years ago, so her MO hasn’t changed. I feel awful for not-Harold, and hope he’s taken some time for himself and hopefully he’s even met a lovely, well-adjusted, kind and thoughtful woman who will be nice to him instead of bringing chaos and misery. I hope someone is passing him all our well-wishes. Poor chap, he sounds very nice and deserves a lot better than a malignant narcissist like JM.
And poor SB too. I’ve got no intention of dating for the foreseeable, but if I ever do, I wouldn’t be introducing my offspring to anyone until the 12-month relationship point, unless it was unavoidable to do so earlier. Yep, that’ll make dating very hard, but my priority is the kids’ wellbeing. I won’t be messing them around, especially during the years when they’re learning how to form attachments with others. I am pretty judgmental* of people who rush in with introducing kids to new partner, and if I don’t date anyone for another 15-20 years, that’ll be ok with me. The kids’ emotional development and welfare comes first for me. It’s a good job SB has got his nice stable dad.
Frauen who have speculated - I totally agree that female partners are more likely to be socialised to put their own needs aside in a relationship, compared to male partners. That makes them easier targets for narcs generally, I think. It’s quite upsetting to think about all the dreadfulness LJC must have gone through before sheLEFT escaped. I think she seems lovely, and I can easily imagine her putting her own needs last to cater to Jack’s whims. I recall there’s a Frau who knows a FOF of hers, and all I can say is I really hope LJC is as fulfilled and happy as she deserves to be. Narcs leave scars.
Jack and the Rear Foo Foo onanist should just run off together into the sunset and be done with it IMO, keep them away from all the nice normal people.
2. That BBC piece was an embarrassing car crash, and the media training she had was a waste of time and money because she’s awful on TV. Does she never watch herself back and think how to improve for next time? It’s just always a cringey mess. I’m proud of you Frauen who have complained to the Beeb. I have to spend most of tomorrow focusing on some work stuff -if I get it wrapped up at a reasonable time, I too will write a complaint. It’s so irresponsible of Aunty to platform someone who even admits she doesn’t really know much; never mind an insult to all the professionals who could have given good-quality advice.
3. JACK, YOU SERIOUSLY NEED TO LAY OFF THE LIP FILLER, GO AND GET HYALURONIDASE INJECTIONS TO DISSOLVE IT PLEASE. IT HAS LOOKED BAD FOR A WHILE, BUT NOW IT IS PLAIN UGLY. Also, as you don’t seem to be aware, foreheads and muscles around the eyes are supposed to be able to move, so you can form normal facial expressions. You’ve overdone it to the point you’re now actively an advertisement against going to Vie Aesthetics.
4. All this recent chaosing has drawn many people’s attention away from the fact she‘s still hiding her Patreon income, as well as all the other lolly she’s got coming in via PayPal, etc. Well played, chaos Jack. But we haven’t forgotten. We never forget. Has anyone got an up-to-date estimate of the Patreon income range? I seem to remember a clever Frau had done some calculations based on a few different scenarios.
5. I can’t even be bothered to comment on her shite cookery other than to note it’s still shite.
*edited to add: I accept there is the occasional Disney fairytale where everything works out, but there are far more Brothers Grimm fairytales where terrible things happen instead.
1. I was really disturbed by the account of lovely-sounding not-Harold. It came quick on the heels of the stuff my mum had told me, including an alarmingly similar experience of someone in Mum’s wider circle: another truly lovely bloke, left pretty shellshocked by his experience with JM. Can’t say more as don’t want her
the poor fella and harassing him for daring to tell someone about what she did to him. This was quite a few years ago, so her MO hasn’t changed. I feel awful for not-Harold, and hope he’s taken some time for himself and hopefully he’s even met a lovely, well-adjusted, kind and thoughtful woman who will be nice to him instead of bringing chaos and misery. I hope someone is passing him all our well-wishes. Poor chap, he sounds very nice and deserves a lot better than a malignant narcissist like JM.And poor SB too. I’ve got no intention of dating for the foreseeable, but if I ever do, I wouldn’t be introducing my offspring to anyone until the 12-month relationship point, unless it was unavoidable to do so earlier. Yep, that’ll make dating very hard, but my priority is the kids’ wellbeing. I won’t be messing them around, especially during the years when they’re learning how to form attachments with others. I am pretty judgmental* of people who rush in with introducing kids to new partner, and if I don’t date anyone for another 15-20 years, that’ll be ok with me. The kids’ emotional development and welfare comes first for me. It’s a good job SB has got his nice stable dad.
Frauen who have speculated - I totally agree that female partners are more likely to be socialised to put their own needs aside in a relationship, compared to male partners. That makes them easier targets for narcs generally, I think. It’s quite upsetting to think about all the dreadfulness LJC must have gone through before she
Jack and the Rear Foo Foo onanist should just run off together into the sunset and be done with it IMO, keep them away from all the nice normal people.
2. That BBC piece was an embarrassing car crash, and the media training she had was a waste of time and money because she’s awful on TV. Does she never watch herself back and think how to improve for next time? It’s just always a cringey mess. I’m proud of you Frauen who have complained to the Beeb. I have to spend most of tomorrow focusing on some work stuff -if I get it wrapped up at a reasonable time, I too will write a complaint. It’s so irresponsible of Aunty to platform someone who even admits she doesn’t really know much; never mind an insult to all the professionals who could have given good-quality advice.
3. JACK, YOU SERIOUSLY NEED TO LAY OFF THE LIP FILLER, GO AND GET HYALURONIDASE INJECTIONS TO DISSOLVE IT PLEASE. IT HAS LOOKED BAD FOR A WHILE, BUT NOW IT IS PLAIN UGLY. Also, as you don’t seem to be aware, foreheads and muscles around the eyes are supposed to be able to move, so you can form normal facial expressions. You’ve overdone it to the point you’re now actively an advertisement against going to Vie Aesthetics.
4. All this recent chaosing has drawn many people’s attention away from the fact she‘s still hiding her Patreon income, as well as all the other lolly she’s got coming in via PayPal, etc. Well played, chaos Jack. But we haven’t forgotten. We never forget. Has anyone got an up-to-date estimate of the Patreon income range? I seem to remember a clever Frau had done some calculations based on a few different scenarios.
5. I can’t even be bothered to comment on her shite cookery other than to note it’s still shite.
*edited to add: I accept there is the occasional Disney fairytale where everything works out, but there are far more Brothers Grimm fairytales where terrible things happen instead.
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