Jack Monroe #361 The only person thats suffered has been, uh, me

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Jelly Bean

Jelly Bean

Thanks to dear heart @Veronicaaa for thread title suggestion. (Ping me your address tender one and I'll pop a special secret box in the post).
It is all about Jack having to stay at the crappy bungalow for decades against her will 🥺
On which note there is news! Jack has singlehandedly emptied one of her the landlady's outhouses. This is in preparation for The Move. You may not have heard about it as she doesn't like to talk about it.
She appeared on BBC news giving out her usual dodgy and frankly harmful energy advice. Cunningly disguised as 'someone else on the Internet said it'.
Good news! She is going to be posting a one pot recipe every day. It is her mission in life now. After the excitement of a greasy cheesy thing with black burnt bits on top we are agog to see what is coming next. And waiting.
The summer of making memories with SB has cranked up a gear. They sat in a cafe while she ignored him to fanny around on her phone. So special.
 
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MarthaFarkus

MarthaFarkus

Wangin’ell! I’ve been working from home today and still managed to miss the wang. Oh yeah and something about Jack to keep it on topic.
 
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Soap a Dope

Soap a Dope

Interesting that she's talking one pot meals. That Man told Gordon Ramsay that his next book is called One 🤔🤔.
 
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