Jack Monroe #361 The only person thats suffered has been, uh, me

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Being a Beanjuice Boris.
 
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I'm all most sure she has referenced 3 sponsors, it is after all the magic number. Though Me, Myself and I would be the more appropriate De La Soul track
 
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Subtle bit of shade in this article in the Times today about the Don’t Pay campaign?


The article name checks a few of the campaign’s online supporters. Who gets a nod, and who gets sweet FA…?



Aww, so close!
 
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British Gas haven’t accepted standing orders since at least 2014.

You’d think an expert in such matters would know this.

They’ve told people this numerous times over the years on Twitter. Only today did it become an “issue”.
She’s so stupid she is *literally* a weapon that is going to hurt people.
 
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Is there a grain of truth in her tale of getting expelled for stealing a scalpel?
 
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I just remembered!!!


I read ozzy Osborne biography many years ago and he said one time when he toured he toured motley crew and he went to speak to tommy ( probably drugs and or drink, cant remember now) and he was getting head from a groupie whilst hecwas sitting in a room with other people.

On topic no sloppy seconds from the pixie then? Shucks!
 
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Who could have guessed that after promising a 'recipe per day' that Jack would stop producing them after Day 1
 
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Yes-does anyone remember there was a rude Judy Bloome book doing the rounds (probably late 80s)-I couldn’t get a copy but the boy called his dick ‘Ralph’ if the rumours were true & my memory is right.
Ralf is a wang.
It was called Forever. I felt very daring borrowing it from the library and half expected it to be in the locked cabinet along with the Karma Sutra and a book by Alistair Crawley. It's actually a very realistic account of how sex changes relationships as a teenager
 
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She's had a stressful day of all of ten minutes of actual work. She got herself a takeaway.
Maybe she's going for a Friday night fakeway type recipe first thing tomorrow morning?

Or maybe she's creating the illusion that she thought of one pan meals in the lead up to That Man's book release and TV series in order to start a squigg spite chaos?

In case of any doubt JO's book has already been printed, is available to preorder and the TV series has been made or is, at least, in progress.
 
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Yeah I think she did steal one and the school were pretty harsh on discipline, so she would have been told off, but my understanding is it was the last term of year (GCSEs time) so no point expelling her. She will have been told not to come back for A Levels

Is there a grain of truth in her tale of getting expelled for stealing a scalpel?
 
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Has she ever followed through on anything she says she will do? I honestly don’t understand how anyone thinks she does anything because she never completes anything. She’s a lazy, entitled, disrespectful, Henson faced, goblin.

I have not had any interest in wangs for a long time so not sure why I had a look. The only thought that really came to mind was UTI.
 
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Didn't botox originally come from sausages with botulism? For all you ninnies know, Jack makes her own botox, how dare you accuse her of PAYING for something
 
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The is for your spoiler .

Didn't botox originally come from sausages with botulism? For all you ninnies know, Jack makes her own botox, how dare you accuse her of PAYING for something
Christ. Don't give her ideas. She'll create her own MLM and become a Boss Babe.
 
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Bearing in mind where Palace are based, I wonder if Parrish is going to do anything to help the thousands of people in Thornton Heath/Selhurst/South Norwood if they follow such stupid ideas? Leave the floodlights on all night so their kids can do their homework over winter? Pay Sainsburys to give out sandwiches when they can't put the cooker on because they've been switched to a prepayment meter and run out of credit within half an hour? Feed their kids when they can't afford food as well as the debt repayments or the energy companies obtain a third party/last resort deduction?


Actions have consequences. And this sort of shite results in horrendous consequences for the poorest whilst the wealthy and middle classes all witter on about how they're soooo radical, safe in the knowledge that they won't see any reduction in income as a result of blobbing the bills.
 
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