Jack Monroe #361 The only person thats suffered has been, uh, me

[Mrs Peel]

Not to veer away from the peen talk but...

Without the new slop, the squigs are getting hungry

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What lunatic fancies stuffing stew at 8pm on a day that's been hotter than Hades? These squigs are bonkers.

 

[Kallie77]

Is this a joke???

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That tweet is the closest I've been to deleting my tattle account and writing something on twitter! IS HE bleeping SERIOUS??!!! what is wrong with these people???

 

[drivingdownthe101]

Erm...

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What is WRONG with her hands?!

 

[MooBelle]

Erm...

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Normally I would use the word 'claggy' to describe matting in the coat of a dog, but here we have a new definition.
That is very claggy.

 

[AnnRKey]

Obviously my skills are primary school level but I thought I’d compare her on DKL with today. Are you really trying to pretend you haven’t had work done? Really??

Also on DKL she said that she doesn’t believe in hiding vegetables in kids’ food. Maybe that was just a lockdown belief?

Also - is that her ‘I’m on the telly‘ shirt??

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[Swisspea]

What is WRONG with her hands?!

No, I’ll stick with the ruby thanks. Don’t fancy taxidermist hands around my supper.

 

[Tin Can Crook]

Normally I would use the word 'claggy' to describe matting in the coat of a dog, but here we have a new definition.
That is very claggy.

Aw, it does look a bit like Content's coat

 

[Orphan_Black]

What is WRONG with her hands?!

You heartless ninny! She was three months premature and has too much skin. Be kinder.

 

[Onestorytoomany]

What lunatic fancies stuffing stew at 8pm on a day that's been hotter than Hades? These squigs are bonkers.

Is that stew? It looks veneral. I thought she was in theme with tommy lee. Apparently hes had a few.

 

[TankGirl]

That's filthier than Tommy Lee's wang.

Too early for thread title nomination tender ones?

 

[drivingdownthe101]

You heartless ninny! She was three months premature and has too much skin. Be kinder.

Ah yes, that well known medical condition, ‘too much hand skins’.
I am a bad, heartless Frau.

 

[BinkerTold]

I missed the wang on account of being struck down by a migraine today.

What I haven’t missed is Jack being defensive and prickly on Twitter again. How does she find the energy to be so relentlessly awful to people?

 

[Swisspea]

I think today’s recipe is Red Bull and smokes

She has only had 2 hours sleep though.

 

[Knit one Pearl one]

Would it have been too intrusive to have asked @Jay-cloth Cow to enquire about Jack and the drinking. I really do wonder what is true.

 

[onlysunshine]

Cabal we've been here before, many many times...

 

[ClarenceBeakes]

Obviously my skills are primary school level but I thought I’d compare her on DKL with today. Are you really trying to pretend you haven’t had work done? Really??

Also on DKL she said that she doesn’t believe in hiding vegetables in kids’ food. Maybe that was just a lockdown belief?

Also - is that her ‘I’m on the telly‘ shirt??

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It's probably a bit warm for the trusty poverty grey jumper

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

Ralf Tiddler can get to duck. Retweeting Jack is helping absolutely no one except her you massive bellpiece.

Are you suggesting his is a tiddler?

PS Jack is a grifter

 

[Mr Krabs]

Wait wait. She actually did a second recipe?

If she makes it a whole week, I’ll do it. I’ll make a Pumble. The kids will eat it if I put enough custard on top.

 

[Mrs Peel]

If anyone is hungry I've located her (newly named) Wang Stew.

At this point Tommy Lee's looking more appetizing.

https://cookingonabootstrap.com/2018/02/20/sausage-bean-casserole-60p-was-48p-df-gf/

 

[tattybrogan]

I agree with the sentiment, but martin Lewis is not worth £100,000,00