Quoting myself LAT but send helpos, trying to keep up but just remind me why yer mans wanger has popped up, as it were, amongst us tender heart canal folk ? Thanking you
The pumble will absorb the wangle - EARWORM
Jack Monroe #361 The only person thats suffered has been, uh, me
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Thaaaaat's numberwang!
Thaaaaat's numberwang!
Lord no does that dish already exist?! How many of the recipes in this new book are recycled??
For new and unsullied frauen, the triumvirate of filth is -
Danielle Lloyd Pringle’s
Mr Tumble [car exhaust
Lorraine Kelly growler
Don’t forget to use private mode, and eye bleach!
At least shes keeping her fights of her work page...oh wait...!
I think today’s recipe is Red Bull and smokes
Hopefully her behaviour on the BBC post will get her booted off the roster for talking heads slots.
Erm... 
I’m so happy that Wang has caught on (you’re welcome to do as you please with that sentence).
Poor Jack, having to scramble about desperately trying to find a recipe that doesn’t have those melt in your mouth bumhole sausages in it.
Poor Jack, having to scramble about desperately trying to find a recipe that doesn’t have those melt in your mouth bumhole sausages in it.
Ah, Vie Aesthetics. The best shop in Southend to buy Pringles from.old screenshots
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(Not 100% sure but I think these shots are from April and August 2020. Search Tattle for Vie Aesthetics. I can't be arsed x)
Hi new here! Just registered to take part in this. Good work everyone.
can I just say, as an Italian, if my nonna was alive she would slap her silly. Nobody should be cooking pasta like that.
can I just say, as an Italian, if my nonna was alive she would slap her silly. Nobody should be cooking pasta like that.
That's filthier than Tommy Lee's wang.
Has someone already eaten that?
Totally agree. Her masks slips so easily. And her squigs in the comments are pathetic, they think it’s hilarious, it’s like they don’t even realise what she implied with that comment.
I'm a mid-40s lush and I got id-ed in B and Q this week buying a grout ripper.
Shut up Jack.
(Not a boast, the woman serving me went "oh...yeah" when she looked at me properly.
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I honestly think that the nasolabial folds created by her filler make her look like Homer Simpson.
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The overfilling of her top lip really emphasises the nasolabial folds. It's dragged the lower half of her face south.
Well duck it. I was waiting for my recipe and now I had to order a ruby.
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