Jack Monroe #354 Who funds you, Jack?
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Oops, sorry Bri. I was on a skimgrunk all of yday so missed the detail.
I’m usually a stopwatch demon in the gym with rest between sets but I was reading Tattle and Mr Goat was like “um, Disgruntled, it’s been four and a half minutes, is it time for you to pick up the barbell again?”
Me like
Because the poors don’t have hobs or pans or fuel but they absolutely all have blenders, don’t they?
Christ.
And a bullet at that!
She boils canned (cooked) chickpeas for duck's sake. the pretence that her recipes are for people too poor to boil pasta is fully exposed.
Just shows the size of her ego though. She genuinely believes that these actual chefs steal her ideas, and in her mind gain success off the back of them. She's accused JO numerous times of doing the same. She can't accept that these people are better than her, she doesn't have a 'niche' and noone needs her bizarre recipes that don't work. In her head anyone that does well with any budget cookery has only done so because they've copied her. It's pitiful really. But also a bit funny
It depends on the cut of the 
But as a rule, if you do a small amount when you’re drinking it just sobers you up and sharpens your wits, negating the worst effects of the booze.
But as a rule, if you do a small amount when you’re drinking it just sobers you up and sharpens your wits, negating the worst effects of the booze.I really hope pasta Kevin has had a glorious week this week! Every single person who's had a crappy pile on from Jack and her flying monkeys should be sitting having a little giggle to themselves now.
She dishes it out so often. Whether they're a public figure or not, whether they're a twit or not, don't dish out what you can't take.
She dishes it out so often. Whether they're a public figure or not, whether they're a twit or not, don't dish out what you can't take.
Eurythmics - Tell Me Lies
I love that show!It’s funny because the other day I saw a new cooking show on BBC3 that’s headed up by Stacey Dooley. But isn’t she very working class? Jack said that the BBC don’t hire working class people like her, so I’m terribly confused right now.Oh well, must be because she’s trans then.
You forgot the aristocrat Big Zuu!
No slop here!
I know right? I think I’ll have to get one of my staff to read out tattle and twitter while my masseuse is here. She’s so selfish!
Love this squig, Bumblesquat is my new favourite word and excellent use of the word frigging.
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Well I was going to have a productive day, but... 
Off to put the kettle on.
@DinosaurSenior that's lovely news about your friend!
Off to put the kettle on.@DinosaurSenior that's lovely news about your friend!
So she’s accusing him and James Martin of STEALING HER IDEAS. Oh my god. She’s mad. She can’t cook for tit and she thinks THEY steal HER recipes.
I am done. Send breakfastos from accomplished actual trained cheffos pls.
I feel like we should bookmark this for 4th September thread title of “the state of her food”
SHAN'T screenshot them all because I can't be bothered squigging but quite a few folk are tweeting Tom Kerridge about Jack's allegations. The one above made me
Was that in last weeks take a break?
I bloody would sue her that’s an outrageous thing to say.
And here we have it, Frauen. Jack’s real target audience. People with BOATS.
If she has Tom Kerridge’s number, I wonder if he’s currently getting grovelling texts from her.
“I didn’t mean what I said, I was in a fugue state after they criticised my beans!”
“I didn’t mean what I said, I was in a fugue state after they criticised my beans!”
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