Ugh reading about his game nights made my skin crawl. Noticed Seth Green and his wife in a lot of those photos, very sus. I love when Tracey does one of her threads!!
If anyone wants to take a break from Jack's chaos and head over to Insta, Tracie Morrissey is going into an internet deep dive on 'comedian' Dane Cook and I'm here for it. Exactly up our street.
She did a cracking thread on Hilaria Baldwin back in the day, as well as Jameela Jamil. She's kinda brilliant.
That excuse wouldn’t cut it at a annual appraisal as to why you hadn’t finished your objectives.If you actually spent any time away from twitter Jack it would have been done months ago
Just take a nice long nap. Any time of day. It’s #selfcare and you deserve it. Even if it’s just a little kip in the hammock between tinder scrolls.I’m still on catch-up.
Frankly, I feel I owe Jack Monroe a huge apology.
All this time, I’ve been mocking her 100hr work weeks and how she is perma exhausted by it. Well, as her work is fannying about on Twitter and other forums and that’s basically what I’ve done this week - it ~*IS*~ exhausting.
Was that when she’d been fingering an M&S lasagne to try and find out what was in it? (I mean, what did she expect was in it FFS).I'm sure I saw a TV segment where she made her budget lasagne to prove it was cheaper than a ready meal. And I'm sure it contained the oil and flour horse spunk sauce, looked awful and wasn't actually that much cheaper.
Jack putting in an appearance as just a human beingMy fave lie of the past few days was when she said she'd been on a picket line incognito. There's just no way. It sums her up perfectly.
Would you rather eat the fingered lasagne or the thumbed chicken?Was that when she’d been fingering an M&S lasagne to try and find out what was in it? (I mean, what did she expect was in it FFS).
Why do they all burst into song at the end though? I just can’t cope with it.100%. The whole sorry tale would be vastly improved by Aragorn, too. Viggo Mortensen, can I interest you in another extremely long saga with protracted battles, a language entirely of its own, and the Eye of Sauron rebooted? Peter Jackson could direct.
These are all the same personCan we get all of the people who have complained about the Patreon (or lack of) in one place? The ones who have said they’ve emailed her and messaged her about it. Anyone have the receipts handy? Definitely a few others over the weeks…
Definitely Address to aI wonder what Jack's favourite Burns poem is?
I think it's Auld Lang Scam
She'd been fingering somethingWas that when she’d been fingering an M&S lasagne to try and find out what was in it? (I mean, what did she expect was in it FFS).
Quoting myself like a dick, it was for 8 weeks.
It's the sort of thing I think Big Dave encourages after Sunday lunch. A familial singsong.Why do they all burst into song at the end though? I just can’t cope with it.
It’s impossible for me to perv on Aragon without cringing at the knowledge he will be singing an elvish tune at the end of the saga.
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