Jack ~literally~ cannot lie. Apart from when she’s talking about nesting magpies in the tree she previously said she agreed to maintain in a joint cost agreement with her landlady.
I don’t think they’re saying she had an actual vote, just that she campaigned for no at the timeShe has her fingers in all the pies. How did Jack have a vote in that tho?
I loved the brass neck of those two. Fkd their kids off and scampered off to Panama- god bless the griftWe all know what happens when you canoe from Seaton Carew.
(hint: you end up alive and kicking in Panama)
I’d have canoed to Bamburgh. Quite a lot of jellyfish but a nice big detached castle to put all of my sideboards.I loved the brass neck of those two. Fkd their kids off and scampered off to Panama- god bless the grift
Deep Jack secret handshake, innit.View attachment 1470139
How does she know, though? Does she ask everyone she meets if they also have magic wrists? What?
I think I speak for the whole canal when I say nobody wants to make Jack orgasm.View attachment 1470139
How does she know, though? Does she ask everyone she meets if they also have magic wrists? What?
Oh FDM you were one of my first Frau influenced horsey bet picks! The horse was Fairy Dust or somethingReally hoping this is the end of Jack Monroe! I love you all and you are all so eloquent but I cant keep up!! I spend my time reading here when I should be reading a book!
Where will we all go to have a moan!?
I will miss you all, as although I don't contribute much, I feel we are friends x
I’m 12 pages behind, but please nobody have posted THAT photo in response to “hoisted by her own leotard…”Please can hoisted by her own leotard be brought over to this thread as it was a late contender for thread title and it made me HOWL. Sorry I can’t remember which genius said it!!
Or she could just have been a girl who felt starved of attention when her parents started fostering so had their attention divided and, therefore, developed a penchant for lying and embellishing the truth to get the attention she craved. Then that just started escalating to the point that her entire life and career were built on it.INHO she has Borderline Personality Disorder...just my opinion
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How does she know, though? Does she ask everyone she meets if they also have magic wrists? What?
not The CarolineCalloway! I need to call in sick tomorrow I swear to god.Jumping waaay ahead so it might already have been mentioned, but Jack's latest 'like' - did she not notice the ''.
Because
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AlsoI just watched the Caroline Calloway doc on the iplayer, OMG I cannot recommend it enough. The parallels!
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Also Magpies finish nesting in June you monstrous twerp. They’re still helping their fledglings but they’re out of the nest well before July.View attachment 1470109
Jack ~literally~ cannot lie. Apart from when she’s talking about nesting magpies in the tree she previously said she agreed to maintain in a joint cost agreement with her landlady.
I was here watching this live and it still boils my piss. She had Caroline with the hand (don't accept handS because there isn't proof to support two, hill I'm prepared to die on, pals) and I hardly think there was enough work for C of the Hand to be there more than one day a week, more likely one day a month at that point (pre pandemic) and the rest she was already probably working from home.not just an admin assistant though! A TEAM OF THEM