Jack Monroe #352 Hunger Hurts 2: The Difficult Second Album.

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Jack Monroe #351 Nobody should be donating to a character from a Pulp song

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tattle.life

I don’t know where to start with a recap Can anyone help out?

More and more people are seeing Jack’s lies and grifts, and Jack’s response has been to double down and offend so many people in her own unique way

 

[MsGilmore]

The swan pictures have been deleted

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

This thread title has me hooting!

I’m not very good at a recap but my favourite moment of the last thread was when a new frau explained that grunking means something else on urban dictionary and and I imagine Captain Sir Rear Foo Foo enjoys it.

I love that Trifle Defender has gone nuclear and wishing her much love for having much integrity in the face of blue tickers hiding

The swan pictures have been deleted

Lights off?

 

[GrannyOgg]

Jack has refused to address Mollys thread because she has an audience that would fill some Pyramidy thing at Glastonbury and she’s not handing her the mic.
Anyways her evil detractors are transphobic, know she is autistic and how much lies and injustice hurt her and WANT HER DEAD.
She‘s now tweeting from a v nice park threatening to fall off the wagon.
Nothing is working.
We also think she has a sock on a Mumsnet thread as it is echoing Jacks favourite phrases and appears to be her only defender.

 

[Rekyavikgirl]

Where to bloody start

 

[instacharlie]

I can't think where to begin with a recap of the last few days apart from......
She's fucked it

 

[DrtCrl]

Yessssss!!! Thankyou @CrackingOwlSanctuary for being my thread title muse.

 

[Helatruralhome]

I don't understand how moving house for Jack can be both something she's done more times than she can count and something which is massively, life-changingly a big deal for her.

 

[Edie Po]

Recap.
SHES FUCKED...

 

[auntylil]

She said she couldn't lie.
She wouldn't hand over the mic.
She wouldn't answer back.
Then she lied and answered back.
Then she went to the park to see the swans.

She's still clinging onto the mic though.

 

[Debarkle]

Some interesting comments from a tweet thread which names but doesn’t tag Jack. All different people, I’m just a lazy squiggler.

Spoiler: Smoking gun - animal abuse

I think if Molly did a standalone thread about Sophie the kitten with all the receipts, that would be the smoking gun. To ignore three vets advice is animal abuse and to get another pet when you can’t do the kindest thing and put animals out of their misery is dreadful behaviour.

People can excuse the grift by saying oh but she deserves money for all her unpaid media appearances but not animal abuse.

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

Swans are still there for me.

Nitter playing catch up maybe?

 

[itsmeindisguise]

The swan pictures have been deleted

She realised they were not swans just discarded gloves

 

[Onestorytoomany]

So whats the happenings?

I honestly wouldn't be able to enjoy that money now if i was her. I would constantly feel guilty everytime i cracked out the go henry. It feels dirty.

 

[Cantthinkofausername]

Jack is already threatening legal action, even though the 'defamatory' thread is based on her own tweets and quotes from interviews and articles. In the first case of it's kind it will be ... Jack Monroe vs Jack Monroe.

 

[alphaspagbol]

OMFG (sorry for profanity). Economist comes out for team Jack. Absolutely horrified. At least the first two comments I can see are pushback though. ANGRY

 

[HalcyonDays]

Is she channelling A Black Heart? (Sorry Joan, I bloody love you.)

 

[GrannyOgg]

Jacks Squigs have been valiantly defending her showing all the #BeKindness we have come to expect from them. Her blue ticker friends ( apart from the tone deaf and stupid) are studiously ignoring the entire chaos,
Mr Israel, crack lawyer, has been called in. He will need to be a miracle worker to extricate his smol client from this one.

 

[Soapy Dolphin]

A clean new thread! We could just pretend nothing happened and count something.

So what was the very imprtant meeting and the life changing thing that she seemed to be looking forward to? The new flat which at the same time is a depressing hovel?

 

[ChocolateMuffin]

The swan pictures have been deleted

Still there for me?