Jack Monroe #350 Can you crochet a web of lies?

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Tbf, Penhaligons is beautiful perfume. I buy the knock offs from an online store in Leicester. I always get asked what I’m wearing

I genuinely need details! MrGroovy (the massive twat) only wears a Penhaligon pong - fair enough, he’s settled on it and it suits him lovely. And a bottle lasts him aaaaages. But, a dupe would be awesome.
 
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Two of my pro-Jack friends have messaged me today to say that their eyes have been opened. Is... is this what the last laugh feels like?!
Just warn them not to accidentally head butt a tap with their newly opened *shiny* eyes.
 
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Jack, if you are reading this, and I know you are...

I hope that in the midst of all this chaos (which was of your own making, by the way) you have remembered to feed poor Content and Cooper.

Also, animals are very sensitive to a person's strong emotions, especially those that are negative. Remember that when you are about to have a temper tantrum. Thank you in advance, and like I said, this is all on you. xxx
 
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I'm all caught up and I actually feel a bit.....emotional? Like we've been shouting about this into the void for years and nobody listened

Now they are I don't really know what to do with myself hah
Same @SmillieKylie same
Lefty
Remainer
Pro vaxxer
‍⚧️ Ally
She’s just flinging as much of her own shit as poss in the hope some will stick
<insert Spider-Man pointing at another Spider-Man meme>
 
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Tbf, Penhaligons is beautiful perfume. I buy the knock offs from an online store in Leicester. I always get asked what I’m wearing
I used to buy Penhaligons aftershave stuff for OH (and crabtree) but everything we liked they discontinued LOL I am the kiss of death when it comes to toiletries... I'd love some of their Bluebell perfume though.... oh and I can vote for Poundland's petals (Daisy) and Cest Belle (I think) (La vie en belle or something). As you can see I know my perfumes....
 
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Hope this is ok mods x
Fucking wants to be at over a hundred and eighty notes for 100ml.
I would want Bradley Cooper to apply it to my pulse points with his tongue for that price

I genuinely need details! MrGroovy (the massive twat) only wears a Penhaligon pong - fair enough, he’s settled on it and it suits him lovely. And a bottle lasts him aaaaages. But, a dupe would be awesome.
 
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God love you squig, walking into the burning building to tell Jack about the price of bog roll.
 
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Is now a good time to ask about the broccoli pasta recipe? Only I picked up some elderly-looking nightbroccoli that won't make it beyond breakfast time tomorrow.
Sidey T, I luffs u but you’ve arsed it up. Broccolli pasta is a breakfast recipe. Could you put it in a bullet blender and bake the liquid with oats maybe?
 
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Ninnies, I don't want to take all the credit for this epic chaos, but I did somewhat predict this and the universe has provided. You'rewelcome.

 
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