Jack Monroe #350 Can you crochet a web of lies?

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Hang on Jacko, so you do have money or you don’t?

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If you can afford it don’t be a mendicant, because it’s embarrassing and there are many more worthy causes than you.
I cannot handle this. If you know you can’t afford the rent and the bills WHY ARE YOU BUYING A FUCKING DOG?!?! No wonder she’s skint. She’s got the financial nous of a teenager.
 
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If Jack you, she will post you some Drifters.

Anyone remember the posting chocolate bars to randoms episode? I actually think in her head she was trying to do a nice thing, but it just smacked of how bad with money she is really.
 
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Out of interest and pure speculation, there has been a lot of the news today about companies dissolving to avoid paying back Bounce Back Loans... Anyone more knowledge than me know if we could find out if onabootstrap ltd was in receipt of such a loan?
 
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This seems like the best solution for Jack's woes. Well done that Squig!

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Jack should move in with Nigella! What a superb idea. How can we make this happen?
I never knew until now how much I need this. It would be like The Odd Couple on steroids. There'd be more snow blowing around that mansion than in an Arctic blizzard. Better yet, have Mom be the one to decamp to the shitty bungalow. I'd pay my licence fee just for that.
 
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"Jack! Why isn't this lorry on Bay 2 unloaded?"

"Bad mental cos someone called me a liar on twitter."
 
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True. I mean if it was all baseless and they were of sound mind. Therein lies the problem.
 
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We had this discussion a few years back. All of us at the time had faces and hands we took a good stock. We also have the appropriate amount of teeth and a sensible amount of chairs and no scarves from any form of puddle.
I remember - innocent times back then - I was younger and Jack was … the same
 
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You can’t dissolve an insolvent company - so if it owes a bounce back loan, that will stop it. You could have a creditors liquidation but the the creditors have a lot of control. I know some stupid people who think they can just not pay it back, not realising that the written off loans in the news relate to the ones given to professional scam artists from abroad, the uk resident companies and their directors will remain on the hook.
so I don’t think she got one of those loans if she managed to dissolve the company and settle with HMRC.
 
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OMG, Twitter is an absolute bin fire. The flying monkeys are out practicing their own special interpretation of #BeKind. They aren’t having their usual success but then it’s easier to bully an individual than hundreds.
It’s all very nasty though, they’ve no objection to making it personal but then they live for the chance to verbally batter women.
Molly was absolutely right to create an anonymous account. They can malign her but they can’t get at her to actually abuse her.
 
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I genuinely thought that this *waves arms around expansively* whole thing would be a smol, gentle chaos that would go under the radar of the general twitter public and serve only to enrage the canal and add evidence to our wiki of what a grifting cretin she is. It’s satisfying to feel vindicated, I won’t lie I’ve cackled over the last couple of days, but in a way I hope that the detractors step back a little now. If she overplays the MH card (they want me DEAD etc) she’ll end up being the victim. I think her best bet is to delete her account, truly step away from SM, sort her shit out (emotional and financial) and come back when she’s had intensive therapy and is EARNING her own money by whatever honest means. She won’t of course. She’ll continue to hunt down and argue the toss with anyone who has posted anything to question her or back up *that* thread. She’ll then have a massive flounce and centre herself as the victim once again.
 
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