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Is someone screenshotting the rest of these insta stories? They're hilarious!

ETA - I got them
Those photos are seriously quite disturbing. The desperate photos, desperate expressions. Truly bizarre.
 
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She had to do her own washing up! The horror!!!
Considering the actual lack of cooking that went on she didn’t have to wash-up much.

Christ, those IG Stories are utter cringe. Throughout lockdown I‘ve watched chefs, comedians and TV presenters do shows from home on social media. None have created such a song and dance after to pat themselves on the back. Whoever at Hellman’s is behind this show much be cringing at her trying to turn this into a one-woman show that she hasn’t needed completely babysitting throughout.
 
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The bottom lip looks a bit swollen. But the top looks fine. Absolutely used an app/filter for the profile pic as she looks like a duck. Also, you really really really don’t want comments on your weight loss as it’s damaging etc - PUT A BLOODY TOP ON THEN.
 
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Must have been quiet in her house of she hasn't been talking to save her voice for the show..

**Insert silence here after the next furious tweet**
 
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Could really have done without the manky bra pics. She looks completely desperate.
 
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Quick tip on that final point: a warm wet flannel pressed to the area while “progress begins“ does wonders!
 
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Apart from chucking some orange peel into a mayo cake what the hell did any of that have to do with leftovers?
 
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usually there’s no need for anything like this, JM just makes everything look incredibly difficult.

Her level of incompetence is genuinely astounding.

There are so many people consistently churning out high quality live content without 5 figure pay checks.

could she BEEE any more awful? - sorry couldn’t resist. https://giphy.com/L20E2bh3ntSCc
 
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Blimey! I fell asleep and then had about 15 pages to Grunka, all caught up - for now. We’re getting through about a thread a day at the moment. Chill the fuck out, Jack, us Cabals have actual lives* to get on with!


*Who am I kidding?!
 
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He must be my favourite crush I've ever heard anyone have. Bless you Hazza. But I can see what it is you mean about him!
I was asked by one of those training ice breaker questions who I would like to be stuck in a lift with. I said Ian Hislop because a) I've heard he's a sweetie, b) he has a sense of humour, and c) he must know loads of gossip that he can't publish!
 
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Apart from chucking some orange peel into a mayo cake what the hell did any of that have to do with leftovers?
She’s the leftover*

*That’s probably the meanest thing i’ve ever said, but i’ve ridden the empathy rollercoaster for long enough. She’s a clever woman who knows damn well what she’s doing. She just can’t do it live!
 
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Knowledgeable hausfraus, I’ve got a giftcard with £15 left. Do I get Chetna’s new Healthy Indian Veggie cookbook or Edd Kimber’s One Tin Bakes? Does Chetna’s book have lots of cheesy recipes? Because I hate cheese.
Chetna, absolutely, babe.
 
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