Husband walks into lounge: What are you up to?
Me: Talking to people online about Richard iii
Him: Oh...makes a change from Jack Monroe I suppose
I can't tell him the Fraus are one and the same.
Back on topic, that GMB clip is Terrible.
The comparison between her and the energy company guy is mortifying. How can she not see it?!
Our morning discussion (bear in mind Mrs T is being an absolute hero and doing summer school).
Me: huffing and puffing with my phone (trying to get ITV hub to work on my
crappy old SE).
Mrs T: what the f is up?
Me: can I borrow your phone?
Mrs T: (very suspiciously) why?
Me: I just need to check the weather on your weather app.
Mrs T: eyebrows through the roof, hands it over.
Me: unable to login to ITV hub on her phone starts huffing again.
Mrs T: what’s up now?
Me: can you just log me in to ITV hub, I need to check the weather.
Mrs T: if this is ab-
Me: it isn’t, I promise. It is about the weather.
Mrs T : logs me in to the hub. The nasal whine comes out of the phone. Steam comes out of her ears.
Me: I just wanted to see how bad she was coming across.
Mrs T: you are obsessed. You are obsessed with her. You are actually unhinged. Leave her be.
Me- but she lies. She takes money fr-
Mrs T -takes her phone and gets up to teach children fun stuff who need help and food during the summer holidays.
(I am ashamed)