I have so many questions, such as why are you making soup out of soup? But my main one is, why do you need to blend this? It’s soup and chopped tomatoes. Even with the ouwchiest of mouths you could drink this down.
She's obsessed with pinging things. It doesn't mean what she thinks it does. Another word to add to the Jacktionary?Ummm. Posted last night. Is the countertop toaster oven gas? Is her #notworking #oventruther oven gas? The mystery rumbles on…
Edit- you don’t ping it in the microwave. You pop it in the microwave and it pings when it is done. Ffs.
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I mean this might be a tad paranoid but I reckon she’s posted it cos she’s hoping a member of the canal will be daft enough to call it. And then she can triangulate them using her Mossad-level triangulation skills which will allegedly lead her all the way up to the front door.I feel like Jack's gagging for people to call her work number that she's purposely posted for thousands to see on twitter under the guise of it being an innocent mistake and just happens to be on her dogs collar. she could of facetuned that had she wanted, she does everything else, the sky and her legs included. That would make great content for her, someone calling her work number asking for feet pictures, she'd be secretly loving it. Anything for attention
That's going to be so acidic it would remove paint.Let’s not forget her classic recipe for Triple Tomato Soup.
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I have so many questions, such as why are you making soup out of soup? But my main one is, why do you need to blend this? It’s soup and chopped tomatoes. Even with the ouwchiest of mouths you could drink this down.
Oh my god I forgot about #thunderclap and I have just cringed myself inside out all over againIsn’t Thursday already #thunderclap day? However will she fit this all in? No wonder she works 100 hour weeks.
This must be the only recipe I've ever read that states that it could very well make you shit yourself. Missed the bus to work cos you were too busy fannying about making smoothies? Hope you brought a change of clothes.
I just can't understand why they're seemingly still letting her churn out books after what is now 4 shitty tomes for her current publisher (plus 2 for the one she's bitched about previously)... I don't get why the new lot took her on at all, never mind seemingly gave her a numerous book contract but surely there's a point where it must be costing them more to publish this utter dross than it would be just to say "Ok never mind Jack, keep the money you've had."Agree. Ditto anyone and everyone at The Guardian and elsewhere who had a hand in creating this monster and then continuing to enable her.
View attachment 1437718Much as it’s grim to watch as a bystander, it’s also done Jack herself no favours whatsoever, other than enabling the grift.
It’s hardly an endearing character trait to be totally insufferable, or a compulsive liar, no matter how much money for nothing you get thrown at you on a monthly basis.
Or teeth.That's going to be so acidic it would remove paint.
I can honestly say I wouldn't talk to her on the phone even if she handed me a phone with it already ringing her. Nope, not a chance. Of she didn't bore me tears, she would drive me round the bend with her endless shiite talk!I mean this might be a tad paranoid but I reckon she’s posted it cos she’s hoping a member of the canal will be daft enough to call it. And then she can triangulate them using her Mossad-level triangulation skills which will allegedly lead her all the way up to the front door.
seriously, though - she just wants another stalking storyline. Hasn’t been one of those for a while. Or it’s all about Harold, as other Fraus have speculated
She’s so patronising with her ‘carefully pour it in’, like the average poor is going to rip the lid off and chuck the fucking can at the blender like a grenade.Let’s not forget her classic recipe for Triple Tomato Soup.
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I have so many questions, such as why are you making soup out of soup? But my main one is, why do you need to blend this? It’s soup and chopped tomatoes. Even with the ouwchiest of mouths you could drink this down.
Can't stop laughing. Send help-os for ouchy ribs.This must be the only recipe I've ever read that states that it could very well make you shit yourself.
It's written in exactly the same style as the instructions she left for Louisa, so at least we know it's not ghost-written.She’s so patronising with her ‘carefully pour it in’, like the average poor is going to rip the lid off and chuck the fucking can at the blender like a grenade.
Can you imagine what a demoralising career low-point it would be to end up as a ghost writer for Jack Monroe.It's written in exactly the same style as the instructions she left for Louisa, so at least we know it's not ghost-written.
H A S H T A G F O U N D E RIsn’t Thursday already #thunderclap day? However will she fit this all in? No wonder she works 100 hour weeks.
Ugghh. Why is everything she writes so irritatingly twee? ''Very very happy tummy'' you're not a children's TV presenter, Jack.while we've been mithering, she's been doing things to wings that sound ok actually
hhnnnnggghh tho. and wash your hands!
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SPOILER="Ping"] No sensible person has ping enabled anymore, you are then open to a DoS (denial of service) type attack. It's been a good while, maybe 10 years or more, since the industry standard is not to have ping enabled. Although being out of date is Jack's flex.[/SPOILER]She's obsessed with pinging things. It doesn't mean what she thinks it does. Another word to add to the Jacktionary?
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