Her from Thorpe Bay DO NOT PICK UP
Her from Thorpe Bay DO NOT PICK UPI wonder what exes have her saved in their phone as
The monthly meeting of the I hate Jack Monroe club. https://giphy.com/XBWu2AOv0AF0en33QhI hope Borb, Pete and Jenny are having a bit of an old sesh this evening and decide to do some prank calls.
I doubt it. Jack has a long history of adopting pets at ill-advised times, why would this case be different?I am convinced its his dog and lives with him, not her.
I do love the idea that somewhere out there there’s a Jack Monroe Survivors Club. Evil Landlady, Borb and Policewoman are all there, as is Matt Tebbutt and Eamon Holmes and Allegra. On the door outside the meeting room there is a list of trigger words that must never be articulated, and they include howling, pixie and yes, absolutely x. There are refreshments after the meeting, which are always solid, well cooked and not made of horse spunk.The monthly meeting of the I hate Jack Monroe club. https://giphy.com/XBWu2AOv0AF0en33Qh
BIB - you've just inspired me to create the Vimes Biscuit Index, which will not only track biscuit prices but ensure quality control standards are met at all times. Naturally I will have to do a lot ofI would prefer to call it Biscuit Day as we don't all hoover up the crumbs from the table of Georgia Church Suppers.
However, she has done Cookie Day 2 weeks in a row so as well as being a completed it completed it MATEshe will henceforth be the font of all biscuity data.
I'd like to help with this important research by taking on the onerous task of eating immeasurable amounts of Fox's Golden Crunch Creams.You've just inspired me to create the Vimes Biscuit Index, which will not only track biscuit prices but ensure quality control standards are met at all times. Naturally I will have to do a lot oftaste testingresearch for this vitally important project and I'm assembling a crack team of biscuit brainiacs. I can't do it alone, so please send cashos (no actual biscuits) to 1 Celery Street, Celerytown. Thankyou.
Thankyou for all you do xBIB - you've just inspired me to create the Vimes Biscuit Index, which will not only track biscuit prices but ensure quality control standards are met at all times. Naturally I will have to do a lot oftaste testingresearch for this vitally important project and I'm assembling a crack team of biscuit brainiacs. I can't do it alone, so please send cashos (no actual biscuits) to 1 Celery Street, Celerytown. Thankyou.
This assumes Jack gives a shit about vaccines which, going by previous treatment of pets, seems sadly unlikely.I agree. For one thing, I think it’s older than she says it is. If it’s the age she claimed, 14 weeks or so, it wouldn’t be running around in the garden cos vaccines. I think it’s more like 5/6 months old and belongs to SB.
A survivor's whatsapp group.I do love the idea that somewhere out there there’s a Jack Monroe Survivors Club. Evil Landlady, Borb and Policewoman are all there, as is Matt Tebbutt and Eamon Holmes and Allegra. On the door outside the meeting room there is a list of trigger words that must never be articulated, and they include howling, pixie and yes, absolutely x. There are refreshments after the meeting, which are always solid, well cooked and not made of horse spunk.
I'd like to help with this important research by taking on the onerous task of eating immeasurable amounts of Fox's Golden Crunch Creams.
WhelksplatI wonder what exes have her saved in their phone as
DONTANSWERI wonder what exes have her saved in their phone as
Babe, same xMY FAVOURITE
I took a screenshot of this a few days ago but didn’t post it:So she was drinking whiskey heavily for a decade, which would be... 2011 to 2021? So where does that leave the not drinking during the Poverty (or, depending on which article you read, the drinking Sainsbury's pisswater lager over Christmas one year?)
Jack Monroe's phone number is on the British citizenship test, between How many players are in a cricket team? and Who is 4th in line to the throne? and Has Guardian journalist Owen Jones ever been convicted of murder?Hate that I need to know Jack Monroe's phone number to live in the UK. Not only that, but she could appear at any time... on the radio. Can't anyone stop this megalomaniac?
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