Baking? Easy? I thought you had to make a huge list before attempting a military-style Operation Bake. Must have been doing it wrong
Baking? Easy? I thought you had to make a huge list before attempting a military-style Operation Bake. Must have been doing it wrong
Sweet Jesus, I wouldn’t show those to the family, who eat anything.Imagining Jack serving “some of the best bakes” to Cherish and Benoit on Bake Off the professionals.View attachment 1434409View attachment 1434411
Everyone makes baking mistakes, but would a professional post their mistakes online?
More ailments than a hospital piss pot.Is there anything that ISN'T wrong with her?
Yup yup yup. Plus you can’t ever give any constructive or negative feedback because “they care so much” or because they are helping people it gives them a free pass for being completely batshit and/or ineffective and/or incredibly entitledHaving had the misfortune to work with them in a prior job, in my deeply forensic, granular experience, they also comprise 90% of university counselling Certificate/Diploma course instructors and program leaders too.
It was like being in a constant fuge state of wafting chiffon scarves, Per Una, and a patronizing air of “talk to everyone as if they’re all five year olds who’ve had a bit too much Sunny Delight and it’s almost bedtime”. (Also, some of the most passive aggressive people I’ve ever worked with so I can totally see/am here for Sabotage Carole)
"Oh, did you enjoy making those? Well, that's the main thing isn't it?"Squigs delivering what I can only assume are some very backhanded compliments.
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Oh Elastoblast! Worry not dear heart. The fact that you are reflective enough to worry about that means that you are officially not going to be out of touch. Pip pipOh feck! As a sort of middle class, almost 50 year old woman slap bang in the middle of my post graduate diploma in CBT and groupwork let's hope I'm not out of touch. I may only be a trainee but I'm confident in saying Jack would NOT be a good candidate for CBT as she definitely wouldn't want to engage in homework or exploring the thinking lying behind her behaviour
That's my fault, soz. Two unconnected tweets but I screen grabbed them together.What has calcium got to do with the cookies???
You say unconnected, some of those abominations look pretty calcified to me.That's my fault, soz. Two unconnected tweets but I screen grabbed them together.
"I can see a lot of effort went into these""Oh, did you enjoy making those? Well, that's the main thing isn't it?"
WHY DO YOU WANT HER TO STOP BREATHING?Why did she not just open the packet with her hands?
Not bad for throwing at enemies. You could take a man out with a well aimed lemon hardieView attachment 1434712
Worst Connect 4 game evaaaah.
At the peak of Covid when nurseries were just about open, my youngest made cookies at nursery. The school posted photos on their app showing a dozen kids all with their fingers in the same dough, a gaggle of superspreaders all mixing a Petri dish of germs in biscuit form. And yet, I’d still eat those germy, undercooked in the middle yet burnt around the edges cookies any day over hers.Nope, genuinely cannot think of a more horrifying dish she's made than lumps of dough that she's squished her vile thumbnail intohttps://giphy.com/DekxoPi2fT9g4
Baked wouldn’t be the word I would chooseSquigs delivering what I can only assume are some very backhanded compliments.
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