Why doesn't she just make herself a Belfast bap, now that's a sandwich
Jack Monroe #341 The numbers on the key are upside down
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Ignoring the fact that Jack is not bleeping Greek...
Canned mandarins + can juice + water = instant OJ
I'm no maverick, but if I want instant orange juice I...go to the shop and buy a bottle of orange juice. More details in my upcoming cookbook, which will be out after I finish the final final final final final final edits...
The irony of her claiming to be Greek when she's trying to do 'the concept of truth' up the arse.
'Sucky snacks' 
HE'S NOT COMING BACK
HE'S NOT COMING BACK
Yawn.
She looksik
Or maybe one of the headscarves she's so fond of putting on!
Please, stop.
Or whispers,juice some oranges. I know, I know I am maverickIgnoring the fact that Jack is not bleeping Greek...
Canned mandarins + can juice + water = instant OJ
I'm no maverick, but if I want instant orange juice I...go to the shop and buy a bottle of orange juice. More details in my upcoming cookbook, which will be out after I finish the final final final final final final edits...
Also I am doing burgers salad and pots tonight and I have pizzas for tomorrow night. Literally minimal cooking
Social media Jack, middle row, centre and left. Both taken /posted in the last month
hair seems freshly washed there Jack, I'm surprised you were capable of washing your hair when your gripped in a arthritis bout that has lasted over a month.Almost like you just wanted crappy plaited hair cos you wanted it and nothing to do with not being able to lift your arm
This is not a high protein snack, Jack, and you’d know this if you could bench press the Queen.
Oh god I can smell that picture.
#flashback
SUCKY SNACKS
That is it, I've had enough, I'm done
That is it, I've had enough, I'm done
So your son has to sweat it out in one of the other rooms all night? Oh, wait......
I cannot comprehend the mind of someone who suggests "Prunes, oats, milk, cocoa powder" for a light lunch during a heatwave.
They sound like baby food. You know the ideas you get in weaning books.
Potential ED TRIGGER!
Uh oh.
Someone's had a word.
I'm sure it has been said before - but bottom left TV Jack will always remind me of this
I think I’ve just vomited a little in my mouth
Thoughts (that may be late to the party;
1. Gazpacho must be cooked first to blend the flavours.
2. Melon??? I think she has forgotten to be poor in the excitement of the heatwave
3. Is all of her “heatwave “ food hacks included in the mythicalfake £20 weekly shop.
1. Gazpacho must be cooked first to blend the flavours.
2. Melon??? I think she has forgotten to be poor in the excitement of the heatwave
3. Is all of her “heatwave “ food hacks included in the mythical
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