Hell nah, remember the last (and only) time she ever pretended to be playing 'kickyball' in the garden with SB it later transpired that she'd spent the morning blow-drying a dead kitten
Jack Monroe #341 The numbers on the key are upside down
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I'm almost tempted to nominate the bit in the spoiler as a thread title, but it's a bit grim and not everyone has a sense of humour as dark as mine, so I SHAN'T
@Lazarus that’s terrible! I’d be emailing Tesco to get them to change them, fuming!
Apple are notoriously good at safeguarding user data & safari actually blocks third party cookies. But yeah, it’s a lot of personal data in one device.
The hilarious thing is ad/PR agencies & brands & content owners & lots of diff companies or ppl scrape Twitter for research. Twitter monetise the content she’s wasting her life providing them. Experian (who she’s worked for) sell data to brands to enrich customer data for BI or CRM purposes - so the emails brands send you could very well be considering your household income or if you’re a credit card shopper.
And yet it’s saving 50p off strawberries she’s got beef with?
key stage 2 thinking yet again
It’s Big Dave chat from the last century, it’s such an outdated viewApple are notoriously good at safeguarding user data & safari actually blocks third party cookies. But yeah, it’s a lot of personal data in one device.
The hilarious thing is ad/PR agencies & brands & content owners & lots of diff companies or ppl scrape Twitter for research. Twitter monetise the content she’s wasting her life providing them. Experian (who she’s worked for) sell data to brands to enrich customer data for BI or CRM purposes - so the emails brands send you could very well be considering your household income or if you’re a credit card shopper.
And yet it’s saving 50p off strawberries she’s got beef with?
Won’t go tl;dr but John Lewis are doing gr8 things with customer data. There are conference talks about it on YouTube lol.
yes, it is tit. i'm looking at a hotel just now - both on my phone and my work laptop. if i log in to the hotels dot com app the price is around 80 cheaper than it is using the club card link.
Why do lemon ends make me chortle? 
Dried lemon ends?
Dehydrated friends.
Dried lemon ends?
Dehydrated friends.
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They can probably track all her super sensitive data every time she uses her Go Henry card, or whatever it is she has now. What sensitive data are they going to find out anyway? Whether she bought Del Monte or value tinned prunes?
Thanks, Monroe. There I was, my oven on full heat, preparing a roast with all the trimmings when you came along with your tip of just eating someting cold in a heatwave instead. Thanks for all you do. Your tips are #amazing and #important. X
I've just been to Tesco and come home with two of That Man's pizzas, I felt like the universe needed to be rebalanced.My record is 9, which I did other week. I "share" them with my housemate and have had to make several trips to Tesco (collecting my clubcard points - screw you Jack) to replace our stash as I have been powering through!
On topic - my god some of those suggestions for heatwave snacks are grim AF. Peach curry roll, weird prunes, oats, peanut butter concoctions
I have said to my husband numerous times if the powers that be want watch what I am doing then good for them, I am very very boring, a bit like her tbh!
Her daughter?
I think it takes a lot more sexual history than theoretically one night with a guy to claim, on someone else’s behalf that they are not a lesbian. Keeping it simple for arguments sake: What if that was the night they decided they’d tried it and men just didn’t do it for them for example?
As much as Jack might be annoying as a previous poster pointed out, it’s a bit off to go down this particular path.
Remember when Jack said Swedes were in season in May? lols.
Well me and an awful lot of lesbians aren’t lesbians according to your definition then. Maybe I need to reevaluate my identity.
This kind of opinion harms our community, gives Jack ammunition to her “tattle is full of ignorant homophobes” slant and really, really shouldn’t be propogated.
Gastro is unpleasant , the voice of experience
Such a joke that she's interested in data protection except when it comes to her own mining of trauma stories and harvesting of email addresses.
New thread lads. Jack if you could not complete the triumvirate of tit pics in the next thread we'd all appreciate it, thanks x
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Ok, best to move on now and leave it at that now. Your view is your view, but you’ve said it and let’s move on.
By the way, she had a son.
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