Jack Monroe #341 The numbers on the key are upside down

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moldwarp

I love how Jack is currently oscillating wildly between presenting herself as downtrodden with depression but also living her best life, sober in the sun with her Ancient Greek plaits.

Its like she wants us simultaneously to believe that she works 128 hours a day and hasn’t had a break since 1951 but also her home office is a hammock in the sun.

Little grifthack for you Jack, people who work ridiculously long hours at stressful jobs tend not to do so from a hammock.
 
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Nottonightbabe

I had a friend who used Sun-in, then some weeks later put a dye kit (bleach) over the top. Her hair all broke off where the sun in had been and she had to have a really short crop done
 
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moldwarp

Well this is it innit. Gets a girlfriend - ooooohhh I’m the biggest lefty lezza what ever lezzed. Benefits are 6 weeks late - I know more about poverty than Medha Patkar. Gets a shot of T - I am the spokesperson for trans people now. Stops drinking for a week - I have article in Guardian about my expertise in the sober life.

Got to claim ownership or superior knowledge of every life experience ever.

you might say it’s due to a shaky sense of self, the more cynical amongst us might say it’s all in the name of £££££
 
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Breakdance Badass

Holasenoritax said:
If she makes exceptions then she's bisexual, not a full blown lesbian. That's not homophobic. Nothing against her having a child but the point is you can't be a full lesbian and have a child, she's bisexual then not lesbian. Smh
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Omg who died and made you the sexuality police? There are a lot more issues surrounding Jack Monroe than whether she is a “full blown lesbian”
 
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NomDeGuerre

I actually think she looks nicest and most natural in middle top row of TV Jack.

Quite why she face-tuned herself to look like 2006-era Richard Hammond in 2020 (middle left) I will never understand.
 
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auntylil

heretoreaditall2019 said:
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Studio flat ? Lil insensitive hun you’re in a detached house in Thorpe bay
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JHC she's the only fucker in a hot house now! FFS! (Sorry!) Funnily enough, MOST HOMES (I'm excluding high rise flats here, obviously) have a front and a back, if one faces south the other one doesn't. Guess what that means, Jack? One side will be cooler than the other. My own living room and front bedrooms, with their heat-trapping thick walls, are like the proverbial sauna right now (circle of hell level HOT!). The north-facing rear rooms never get the sun, so remain cool in summer (and freezing in winter). How amazing, who would have thought!
Gosh, her rocket science brain could give Brian Cox (mmmmm ) a run for his money!

Shut your trap and go do some actual real grifting work!

PS surely someone SO GREEK would be able to stand the heat? Just saying.
 
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Django

People are actually working today, Jack. People are driving buses, cooking in commercial kitchens, nursing, teaching etc etc. Stop whanging on like a spoilt brat about how hot you are in your beautiful spacious house and garden.
 
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