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Yes. Jack's nickname is Cassandra
You see this in response to the ‘biscuits’ tweet…She is a literal food writer and making such a fuss about making some bleeping biscuits. I made some last week with my 2 yr old grandchildwith less palaver. And they looked better. They literally are child's play. Omg why are people such simpletons praising her for doing the most basic thing ever - it should be her job.
It's like praising Stephen Hawking for knowing his times tables.
ETA the one thing in their favour is no one can accuse her of using shop bought ones there
And all you can think is…
Sorry to QT again, but HOW did Jack manage to centre herself in the global grain shortage?
Thank the LJC she warned them. She’d be the only person to have seen this massive bleeping problem with grain coming down the line of course. I can do the Edinburgh lit festival gig. Is appropriate to canvass here on the best Q to ask?
She spoke to the Select Committee in March (after the war had started), or was there a previous one that I missed? #forensic
Did she even mention the grain shortage there? She has stolen a lot of her recent talking points from the expertise of the other two panellists.
Or she might have stolen it from here.
Or she might have stolen it from here.
Yeah that's right, the big wigs ignored you Jack.
If they had listened to you (and only you, right?) what would you have liked them to have done to solve the issue oh wise one?
If they had listened to you (and only you, right?) what would you have liked them to have done to solve the issue oh wise one?
Well thank goodness you did, my love, because nobody else in politicsland, not a single other person, would have thought of that! Bravo! Bravo!
It is very wrong. It should be one or the other.
Those cookies will be no good for an ouchy mouth. Guess that's just the way the tooth cookie pumbles crumbles
No. No they aren't, you twerp.
They look utterly, utterly repellent, I'm getting dehydrated looking at them. I would never mix Smarties and M&Ms either, maybe because I'm autistic. Oh no, that's not it. It's because I'm not (currently) an actual maniac. Also what's going on with this single smol one? That's not very forensic Big Maths!
"Major global grain shortage coming down the pipes. Going to be a big problem... Don't interrupt, Lorraine."
Noooo she's stealing photos? OMG what a total fraud
Anyone else trying to remember all the times Jack mentioned the global grain shortage? I'm sure there were lots.
Don’t worry dear I don’t have any teeth!
Yes! Just like the video of her reading the Effing Poem (can't remember the name of it but that was the main word used throughout).This massively annoys me to! I feel like she’s is trying to make a point more interesting/valid by doing this. It’s on the same lines as when someone uses all capitals or loads of swear words to make a point when in reality you have just made yourself look worse
I'm Wack Monroe. I'm smol and quirky and funny and cute as a brass
Does it
Oops, me bad.
GENIUS! This has made my day!
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