Jack Monroe #34 Medicine won't lift her gloom. Lady doc says Facetune!

[elepal]

Thank you so much my favourite sleuth. She only got to hold the little chap (Joe) an hour ago but he is now snuggled on her, they both look a bit stunned. It's all very odd seeing her with a mask on but her eyes are smiling

How beautiful! Congratulations. Hope mum and baby are doing well

 

[GothPrincess]

I don’t want to drag the thread back 15 pages, but I thought the worrying weight loss was recent? Only she looks a lot healthier these days compared to last year. Her face appears fuller, as do the arms. She’s not at any risk of falling down a grid en route to Tesco.

And apologies for weight talk etc but I’ve got dealings with EDs myself and discrepancies with weight loss can be quite aggravating

She really needs to take some responsibility for her baity feed, someone’s calling the other woman a head now just because she joshed she wished her meds suppressed her appetite.

They must be very fortunate in Southend to have all that mental health support! Lucky to get 8 sessions of CBT here.

She must be private. It’s utterly shite here for care.

 

[MooBelle]

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DON’T TWEET ABOUT IT THEN!!!

not just a mental health team....a mental health CRISIS team...ffs

 

[PoorPatrol]

As I’m relatively new to JM’s tomfoolery I scampered through her insta (all in the public domain M’lud) and found this titterfulView attachment 166073

How the duck did she “help them with a fire incident”? She is not, and never had been, an actual firefighter. What the hell is wrong with her?? She’s a pathological liar. She gives me so much bloody rage!! Lying bleep

 

[MooBelle]

Thank you so much my favourite sleuth. She only got to hold the little chap (Joe) an hour ago but he is now snuggled on her, they both look a bit stunned. It's all very odd seeing her with a mask on but her eyes are smiling

oh bless her. And welcome to little Joe xxxx

 

[Brian Butterfield]

How the duck did she “help them with a fire incident”? She is not, and never had been, an actual firefighter. What the hell is wrong with her?? She’s a pathological liar. She gives me so much bloody rage!! Lying bleep

Pathological Liar also needs to go on her CV.

 

[ReginaPhalangee]

I’m getting so behind that I have to skip entire threads now, but it looks like she’s had lip fillers to me and doesn’t want to admit to it. Probably because paying for cosmetic adjustments will ruin her poor narrative and because she shouldn’t be getting things like that done at the moment!

 

[Silver Linings]

Thread suggestion barring whatever member of the royal family she brings up tomorrow -

Jack Monroe #35 This tweet is unavailable.

 

[TheDragonWithAFlagon]

Of course it was a fire incident!

Oh, I dealt with a fire incident once.


A senior member of staff put two slices of bread into the toaster and walked away. I smelled burning as I walked out of the ladies, went into the staffroom to find three equally senior members of staff staring at the toaster as smoke poured out of it.

I muttered 'duck's sake', walked over, unplugged it and carried it out of reception before the alarms were set off.


Saved an massive amount of disruption and the cost of the fire brigade visit.


Go me. I'm a firefighter.

 

[Silver Linings]

I’m getting so behind that I have to skip entire threads now, but it looks like she’s had lip fillers to me and doesn’t want to admit to it. Probably because paying for cosmetic adjustments will ruin her poor narrative and because she shouldn’t be getting things like that done at the moment!

No need for actual fillers with a magic iPhone 11! And a big window. And 5 layers of foundation. Allegedly.

 

[Readingismyhobby]

Is there really a market for “raunchy” pics of a minor league food blogger?? I seriously doubt it. Especially as anyone can see all the raunchy pics they like on Instagram for free. This is her monstrous ego at play again.
However it does suggest she sends a lot of these things. Which is pretty cringeworthy.

Maybe as part of a “fishing trip” for new partners?

 

[Silver Linings]

Ahh. Chris Evans (American not our one) is the only man who makes my tummy flutter.

 

[MarmiteExtract]

Ahh. Chris Evans (American not our one) is the only man who makes my tummy flutter.

Sorry, couldn’t resist...

 

[Silver Linings]

Maybe as part of a “fishing trip” for new partners?

It’s odd though. You can meet up with people now (cheers, Dom), so she could date. Go for it, feel better with some real attention. She can’t think much of them if she’s warning them about pics so perhaps it’s less than stellar apps? (No judging here). Unless she’s talking retrospectively, when she was in a relationship for ages.

Sorry, couldn’t resist...

 

[GrunkaLunka]

@Silver Linings please excuse my ignorance but who is your avatar?

 

[Tabitha D]

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She’s still around, losing her temper now you can tell. Acknowledges she went private but won’t say why. Quite rightly, it’s nobody’s business so don’t volunteer it. Anyyyyway. See you fraus later.

She is constantly talking herself into these corners with the info she herself puts into the public domain - and then snaps and snarls at anyone who even asks the mildest of questions when she realises she’s caught herself out. She is an absolute horror.

 

[chocolate choux]

not just a mental health team....a mental health CRISIS team...ffs

In her defence, there is such thing as a mental health crisis team, they work with patients on an intensive, short term basis (from a few days to a couple of weeks) in cases of mental health crises or when the community mental health team isn’t able to provide enough support

Just for once, Jack wasn’t exaggerating Shocker!

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Thread suggestion barring whatever member of the royal family she brings up tomorrow -

Jack Monroe #35 This tweet is unavailable.

This is my favourite one ever

 

[Silver Linings]

@Silver Linings please excuse my ignorance but who is your avatar?

It is the gorgeous Luke Arnold aka Long John Silver from Black Sails. Sexy gay pirates.

ETA - Silver linings, get it?

 

[panda_eyes]

Sorry, couldn’t resist...

Is that mayo?