She’s hooting again 
Jack Monroe #34 Medicine won't lift her gloom. Lady doc says Facetune!
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It's .... Jamie Oliver
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What is she, an owl?
She’s a public figure so I haven’t scribbled her out. The problem with Jack now is it’s impossible not to see her piggybacking on others even when she’s being genuine. It’s honestly a shame.
She blew out a candle.
Assume she’s just learned about Charlie Brooker and Konnie Huq. God, she really does like to fill her feed with dull tweets doesn’t she 
(And yes, I realise the irony of me posting said dull tweets on here!)
(And yes, I realise the irony of me posting said dull tweets on here!)
No one would be talking about your figure if you hadn't posted pictures of you highlighting your weight loss and bleeping poorly photo shopping them to make you look thinner!! You also said you looked the best you have in ages!! You absolute horrible bleep of a human being!!!!! You're the trashy tit rag.
Can I tell my only Groucho story?
I went on a date there with a
I laughed and laughed and laughed and told him about the time my mum took a second job cleaning in a hotel so they could afford to buy us Christmas presents.
He really was a spectacular bleep and I wish I could remember his name because I used to enjoy hate reading his articles and Twitter.
I also discovered she’s not as new to the blur tool on selfies as we thought.
I can’t get over that she crowd sourced ideas for slop she could eat with an ouchy mouth for hours yesterday and now is smashing into a sarnie like nowt’s the matter
I can’t get over that she crowd sourced ideas for slop she could eat with an ouchy mouth for hours yesterday and now is smashing into a sarnie like nowt’s the matter
That burned with the fire of a thousand suns, I’ll wager.
Black Sails has lovely ladies in it too but mostly everyone is so sweaty all the time that they would be so smelly. Chris Evans probably smells like clean washing all the time. And freshly baked cookies.And just like that, @Silver Linings discovers any tingling feelings for Chris Evans have vanished
How did she not know this?! I mean...if she loves them so much she surely must've seen the recent screenwipe with them both in, no?!Assume she’s just learned about Charlie Brooker and Konnie Huq. God, she really does like to fill her feed with dull tweets doesn’t she
(And yes, I realise the irony of me posting said dull tweets on here!)
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God I hope neither of them reply to this. Also, she’s been on Twitter literally all day hasn’t she?Assume she’s just learned about Charlie Brooker and Konnie Huq. God, she really does like to fill her feed with dull tweets doesn’t she
(And yes, I realise the irony of me posting said dull tweets on here!)
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Delurking to say hi, no comments on Jack that haven’t been said much better than I can. But big thanks for all the cookbook recommendations, they look fab and you are a lovely lot of fraus
Also ‘I was today years old’ is so 2019.
Is she aware of iPlayer or is she too busy triangulating?
Even the ads are as wtf as Jack today.
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Knowing about Konnie Huq and Charlie Brooker is so 2010!
She's basically admitted to doing all the selfies because shes bored and lonely or as most people can see FOR ATTENTION! I have an idea for her it's called grab spoon and some ice cream and sit the hell down and watch a chick flick.... Stay away from sm and get over your break up the rational way!
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