All up in her niche
- still can’t get over her saying that, I mean she actually sad that!
All up in her nicheMassive congratulations!!
Don’t let Jack know, you are so in her lane!
You could see if she was available to write the foreword - perhaps through the medium of poetry.
This is a book
That takes up a space
On the shelf. In the shop
That should only be filled by
My book.
I switched off at metamorphisising...Dear God that was embarrassing to watch. Her verbal diarrhoea is quite something. Just a barrage of meaningless drivel.
By the way, it's at 38mins in.
Maybe that's why she wears three pairs of undies - too many folk getting all up in her niche?All up in her niche
- still can’t get over her saying that, I mean she actually sad that!
Amazing news! Congratulations!Some good news today, hausfraus (which I don't feel like sharing on twitter yet because it is indeed a cesspit of jealousy) - I've been offered a book contract!
Taking inspiration from our BESTSELLING POET, going to think long and hard about how I can exploit the labour of black people and make it all about myself
The publisher "runs her fingertips over the cracks in the human condition" "trembling faultlines of our day to day pace of life" "she gives us kindling and courage" WTF ????????OMG her speech! The CRINGE!!
Crystaleyesd?Some good news today, hausfraus (which I don't feel like sharing on twitter yet because it is indeed a cesspit of jealousy) - I've been offered a book contract!
Taking inspiration from our BESTSELLING POET, going to think long and hard about how I can exploit the labour of black people and make it all about myself
If only it were possible to still buy from the lady herself, bless her soul(If you end up getting nominated for a book award one day, I know someone you can borrow some Viv Westwood from)
Congratulations! That's so excitingSome good news today, hausfraus (which I don't feel like sharing on twitter yet because it is indeed a cesspit of jealousy) - I've been offered a book contract!
Taking inspiration from our BESTSELLING POET, going to think long and hard about how I can exploit the labour of black people and make it all about myself
I am HOOTING AND SQUEAKING here!Crystaleyesd?
Have they lied
About publishing a book?
Jack Monroe can't wait
To triangulate
In case they're up her nook
She'll search through notes
And mentions of boats
And plan to be a prick
But in the end
Will say 'MY DARLING HEART FRIEND'
Why?
- there's a pretty blue tick.
Is it an exposè on a certain poor person we know?Some good news today, hausfraus (which I don't feel like sharing on twitter yet because it is indeed a cesspit of jealousy) - I've been offered a book contract!
Taking inspiration from our BESTSELLING POET, going to think long and hard about how I can exploit the labour of black people and make it all about myself
She's really not. Is it not pre-recorded? How do you get that nervous alone in your own house?Erm. Really not a natural presenter, is she?
Our honest little ragamuffin? Surely there could be nothing to expose that hasn't already been done so...Is it an exposè on a certain poor person we know?
Her editor who won sounded much less nervous and so much more at ease speaking. And she's an editor, not a "presenter".She's really not. Is it not pre-recorded? How do you get that nervous alone in your own house?
Also, we all get the voice we get and that's just life, nothing to be done about it. But I always assumed a prerequisite for presenting was having a voice that was pleasant to listen to. Melodious. Mellifluous. When she says Carol Tompkins, she verges into Janet Street Porter levels of nasal. It's not a pleasant sound.
I think it's when she deliberately slows down, clearly for maximum impact of her beautiful wordsshe has NO IDEA about how to time her words for effect. It's painful.
In fairness (and good lord, I cannot believe I'm defending Jack) I have had to record numerous conference presentations since lockdown and I'm even worse at presenting to my own image on a screen in an empty room than I am in a room of academics ready to tear my research apart with "not a question, more of a statement". I think it's not being able to make contact with an encouraging pair of eyes or be buoyed by laughter or nodding.She's really not. Is it not pre-recorded? How do you get that nervous alone in your own house?
Also, we all get the voice we get and that's just life, nothing to be done about it. But I always assumed a prerequisite for presenting was having a voice that was pleasant to listen to. Melodious. Mellifluous. When she says Carol Tompkins, she verges into Janet Street Porter levels of nasal. It's not a pleasant sound.
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