I bet every bin in the area was used on LJCs morning bike ride! And the bloody ODAAT Lena Martell song, my nan used to play it about 100 years ago while I little. I am hooting because I always add 'schweet jebus' at the end every time I see Jacksie's tweets.I genuinely run a cold sweat when I see them. Always imagine LJC sitting there shaking with fear trying to get it down and look grateful while Jack glared from the other side of the table eating just a banana and saying how she was too exhausted from making it to make herself anything more substantial
I appreciate you may think I’ve got confused and this is somebody else’s profile.Amazing update! Thank you!
Does anybody have the tinder profile evidence?
Maverick Jack gets a tattoo. Most weeks at least one of my lady colleagues in my very mainstream public sector workplace gets a tattoo, and we all gather round to admire it.
It's the country music for me that really takes it to 10. Absolutely tragic.Big time texter. Can you imagine? Your phone would overheat and blow up.
You can absolutely tell she would have herself on toast if she could in these pics
If you've been away for a few months. Can I recommend another couple of bangers for you.Amazing update! Thank you!
Does anybody have the tinder profile evidence?
Why would she not even mention that she’s bi? Or has she just totally abandoned women now? Like gender dysphoria and véganism beforeI appreciate you may think I’ve got confused and this is somebody else’s profile.
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I don't know why your post has made me remember this but older frauen may too, the lyrics are chef's kiss for Jack.
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I don't, but here are some other fun chaoses that you might've missed:Amazing update! Thank you!
Does anybody have the tinder profile evidence?
Sorry to bring this up again, but I just explained the hips under a train story to my friend and showed her these beautiful diagrams. Now neither of us can stop laughing and I fear the hilarity of the diagrams has broken us.Obviously it didn't happen but I've tried to work out some options here.
Sorry I don't really art very well, but I hope it's self explanatory.
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I made a nice grid collage of the painful lingreenie segment.“A parody of all cooking segments gone wrong”.
( I promise faithfully not to post anymore links but this one is BRILLIANT)
This Morning struggles with 'painful' cooking segment again
This Morning fans have described the latest cooking segment as 'painful' and 'stressful' to watch as Jack Monroe cooked in her shed.www.entertainmentdaily.co.uk
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That article about Jack's terrible performance from the shed has me owl champagning. It's all so absurd.
Was browsing Etsy for baby clothes for my niece's newborn, and lo and behold, what do I come across but a walrus outfit? They're everywhere.
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Did you explain about the unruly labia?Sorry to bring this up again, but I just explained the hips under a train story to my friend and showed her these beautiful diagrams. Now neither of us can stop laughing and I fear the hilarity of the diagrams has broken us.
If Jack is then they need to dial it down a bit. Unless it’s the mental health/ND side of things then if Jack does claim for any kind of mobility aspect I think they are knacked. Her ability to yomp to the shops (row, take 25000 steps per day, gym rat) use public transport and manage money would absolutely rule Jack out of PIP. That said Jack noted the other day that when they use the ‘Cally’ *rolls eye* they get a bigger bed beciase they are disabled. It’s really hard to get a disabled persons railcard (I have tried and failed) unless you are in receipt of PIP.Im also wondering, given that she is so disabled, whether she is in receipt of disability benefits. She must surely be eligible based on what she has said.
I will never understand how anyone could watch her presenting and think yes I think she should have her own show. And they say we’re the ones with collective Walri psychosisI made a nice grid collage of the painful lingreenie segment.
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I might have done this one before.
I'm sorry, ninnies. No more, I promise.lie
Not her fault but the Arrested Development style font against white background has me hooting. This is the story of a wealthy chef...couldn't recall seeing the "FUEL by jack monroe" apron before and found this from 2017, which I also can't remember seeing before
anyway, here she is launching the npower fuel bank that she mentioned a few times last winter
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