Jack Monroe #339 David Attenborough lied about walruses

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Cack Conroe

TreeTrunksApplePie said:
Shut the front door.

I’ve been away from both Jack and theJack tattle thread for a few months. Did she have a recent relationship with a man?! Or am I just misinterpreting some frau banter?

Who? What? Where? When?
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Yes. She started going out with a mystery man in late winter, and immediately started referring to him as “OH” and his family as her “in-laws”. She deliberately used gender neutral language, seemingly to avoid admitting that she was with a man (not good for her leftie lezzer image). But a real life acquaintance of theirs on Twitter referred to him as a man.

She with him a grand total of 4-5 months and claimed to have suffered “several pregnancy losses” during this time.

He is believed to be from her AA group. She described him as deliciously ordinary, had a big car, and he took her on two breaks to Venice and Dordrecht.

He looks exactly like his brother, and one day Jack says she accidentally nuzzled the wrong brother.

He suddenly LEFT a few weeks ago, and Jack immediately bought herself a designer Golden Doodle puppy to ease her heartbreak. Then she briefly joined Tinder and her profile was as excruciating as you might imagine.
 
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Captainmouse

How can she have a portrait? Which face would she choose? And anybody who saw it, wouldn’t identify it as her, and claim it was unrealistic
 
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moldwarp

jenny2603 said:
I wonder if Harold knew he was in a relationship with Jack.
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I suspect that he was in a relationship with Melissa the middle class girl from Essex with small c conservative views and some strange quirks, as opposed to Jack, the maverick chaotic Twitter character. I suspect that she doesn’t necessarily play the Jack character in real life and it is largely a product of Twitterand abused ADHD meds. That doesn’t mean that Melissa is not a narc or a nightmare in relationships. But I think it probably took him a little while to realise the full picture of what he’d gotten into.
 
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Valiofthedolls

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CabalofBolorneaise

And numerous non-RL squigs have referred to him as a bloke/man and/or used he/him without her correcting - including on occasions where she’d have been itching to deflect from criticism by going off on one about them assuming he was a bloke.
 
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StatusWoe

CabalofBolorneaise said:
She still can’t resist near constant jabs at LJC, I see.

Must really be grating her cabbage that LJC is having a wonderful adventure and seems very happy without her.
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Why she snark on twitter?
LJC happy, but Jack still bitter.

I'm still struggling to process this hairstyle.

 
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Elastoblast

Wonder how the appointment with the rheumatologist went. Is she booked in for the shoulder replacement? Starting on immunotherapy? Having exhaustive tests to find out just how many types of arthritis she has? For the record I only know of three. Psoriatic, osteo and rheumatoid but this is Jack so who knows?
 
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Valiofthedolls

Oh I’ve suffered through the vid, I’ve just never read the article/all those tweets expressing just how shite she was. Also, silly bint couldn’t film from her kitchen “because of social distancing”, so was she living in the shed as well? Or did she only have to social distance when filming. Daft twat.

Seen it before, but still going to watch again and enjoy the cut of Eamon’s jib throughout -again.
 
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FrumpyCat

The I couldn't watch it all as it gave me proxy anxiety, but the bit where she is move to tears by her own eloquence and her voice gets progressively whiney is very funny.
 
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moldwarp

Im also wondering, given that she is so disabled, whether she is in receipt of disability benefits. She must surely be eligible based on what she has said.
 
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GrannyOgg

People are so unkind.

This Morning viewers slam food writer Jack Monroe's three meals for £5

This Morning viewers have slammed food writer Jack Monroe's three meals for £5. The activist from Southend-on-Sea, cooked peach and chickpea curry, salmon and pea pasta and mustard chicken.
www.dailymail.co.uk
 
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Elastoblast

moldwarp said:
Im also wondering, given that she is so disabled, whether she is in receipt of disability benefits. She must surely be eligible based on what she has said.
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You'd think so wouldn't you. I mean anyone so very disabled as she reports would certainly qualify for PIP.
 
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TreeTrunksApplePie

Amazing update! Thank you!
Does anybody have the tinder profile evidence?
 
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