Jack Monroe #339 David Attenborough lied about walruses

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MooBelle

Marmalade Atkins said:
I made a nice grid collage of Jack's power stance.

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Oh god, it is more cringey than I remember and this was only week one.
Week two, when she actually bothered to turn up to the studio, had plenty more. Also with the added bonus of the hand-not-pointing-emphasis thing. Added to the nasal whine and nervous cackle. No wonder poor Matt just looked stunned.
She also did this in the Lives for IG. Hellmans/Linda/Del Monte. All the same shite presenting from the 2005 handbook of 'How to be a winner in business ' school of media presenting. Adopting Cuddy 'skills' is like watching your nan trying to join TikTok.

Seriously, Google Amy Cuddy and her stupid power pose.
 
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Django

The awful thing is that Jack still has monetised videos of it on YouTube, I saw them earlier
 
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auntylil

Mrs Peel said:
So along with One Day At a Time (Sweet Jesus) I've now also got this in my head.
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Same! I defy anyone to sing When the Boat Comes In without attempting a Geordie accent!

Those breakfast bowls are gross, sorry to those who like them. I have to ask, what makes the liquid foamy? Please be gentle with your answers, I've just eaten.
 
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Awful

Valiofthedolls said:
The new tattoo is obviously going to be nightmeat.

So a smol pack of just on the turn Irish Bangers with a big yellow price sticker saying “Feck”?
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Night meat, with a stopwatch with the time Harold LEFT and the word family in italics
 
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jenny2603

GrannyOgg said:
Do we know why Louisa broke up with her?
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There's never been an explanation from either party but I think we could all hazard a decent guess. By Jack's own admission she would regularly sabotage LJC's social life by doing "a chaos" to force LJC to return home from any night out she was on. We all saw how she'd make snidey digs about Louisa on social media too, throw in disgusting food, childish behaviour, lingering honk, dirty cluttered living conditions and alcohol problems, you can see why- SHE LEFT.
 
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MooBelle

NellieBoo said:
She looks like Rigsby in Rising Damp.
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Completely OT, but someone on another thread (I think it was celebrity gossip one) said that Ralph Fiennes is morphing into Leonard Rossiter and now that is all I can think about whenever Rigsby is mentioned.
 
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Onestorytoomany

She will get mum or some shit like that since all of a sudden she's trying to go for mum of the year.

Could it be possible that the Ex's didn't like the Tatts because they are shoddy and need tidying up. They are bland too. Many of my friends have sleeves but they are clear,concise and are full of colour.
 
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CocoCottesmore

I've seen the kitten stuff on the wiki but hadn't made that connection to LJC. That's really fucking (sorry!) grim
 
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auntylil

This is on our playlist, even though we're ancient, and I just have to sing it at the top of my voice!

@MrsPeel that's so sad I hope its mention hasn't upset you. Your mum must have been an incredibly strong woman who loved her kids very much, to be able to hide that from them.
 
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Boogs

MooBelle said:
Completely OT, but someone on another thread (I think it was celebrity gossip one) said that Ralph Fiennes is morphing into Leonard Rossiter and now that is all I can think about whenever Rigsby is mentioned.
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Staying completely OT the same thread had me looking up keeping up appearances following posts about Mrs Buckets love life and the very nervous next door neighbour used to be married to Leonard Rossiter. I hate that I know this fact because useless information stays in my head forever when I can’t remember what I went into the kitchen for.
 
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SarcasticEllis

Those photos are definitely like the bit on the Netflix documentary where there’s a freeze frame and the voiceover goes “so I got away with it all”.
(Then it cuts to Nigella sitting down, getting her mic set up and clearing her throat )
 
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Onestorytoomany

I think L LEFT because she is too demanding, too needy and desperate. The same reason as OH. She sounds bloody hard work to be a partner off. Relationships especially at the start are supposed to be about the fun!
 
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