Jack Monroe #339 David Attenborough lied about walruses

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Is Harold Tyler Durden?
 
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And now in mine...it's going to be a loooong evening.
 
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Oh buckle up ninnies she’s on the listening to Survivor and Independent woman on repeat by Destiny’s Child and screaming she hates him stage of a break up. The swing to why doesn’t he love me? Will follow soon.
I'm reminded of a more recent break up song, which is slightly NSFW (because bugger radio edits), namely She Hates Me by Puddle Of Mudd.
 
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I don't know why your post has made me remember this but older frauen may too, the lyrics are chef's kiss for Jack.

 
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I genuinely run a cold sweat when I see them. Always imagine LJC sitting there shaking with fear trying to get it down and look grateful while Jack glared from the other side of the table eating just a banana and saying how she was too exhausted from making it to make herself anything more substantial
 
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Why the everloving heck would someone in the public eye choose to slag off their ex on Twitter? Is she that desperate for likes?

(I've opened comments!)
 
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She's going through the stages of breakup : Disbelief, Trying to get them back, and now slagging them off. She can be as angy as she likes - I still think he was a character created by her.
Puts on best smooth Radio DJ voice: And this one’s going out to all you “Harold didn’t exist” Fraus out there in Tattleland tonight

 
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You're very welcome!

I once went to see a spiritualist with a group of friends. She was recommended as the best in our area (she wasn't). We all had to wait in a really spooky living room while each person went in for their reading. There was an old picture rail around the room and just above it, for some inexplicable reason, were the words to Onward Christian Soldiers. Now, I'm not a religious person at all, but for weeks afterwards, or anytime someone mentioned a spiritualist, I had that bloody hymn going round and around in my head! It even pops up (ahem) sometimes when I'm upstairs getting ready for bed. Why though?
 
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Same vibes as 'I like girls babe, girls' and 'what do you look like in that jacket! You ain't butch' where does she find these awful, mean, borderline abusive OH's? Such rotten luck for one lovable pixie
Particularly as she knows all the red flags to look out for
 
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