She's like a wax work of Tom Baker as Dr Who (minus the hat) in one of those really bad wax museums. Sorry for such a lengthy, oddly specific observation.
Jack Monroe #339 David Attenborough lied about walruses
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Has someone moved her bobble?
Dear Mr Lazarus,
I'm sorry it's come to this, but I'm leaving you. I have fallen in love with a Squig from Twitter. I don't know their name, but things like that don't matter.
Forgive me, and please remember to claim the single person's discount on your council tax once i'm gone.
Ms Lazarus xx
This wins the internet* today!
*Actually hate that phrase
But what if they turn out to have tattoos and are an ex-lesbian, @Lazarus? They might not even live near Aldi, please think about this x
You can get in a lot of bother calling people Irish there, so you can. Best illustrated in the “hands across the border” episode of Derry Girls.
Oh squig, that's the best burn I've seen in a long time
SuperPumble to the rescue! Feeding the poors slop until they'd rather starve. Pumbles-UNITE!
(@Marmalade Atkins I stole this from your collage, you named the file 'Dickwad'. I bleeping love you. Hooting.)
Squig's question does imply the existence of a parallel universe Bizarro Jack. A highly professional Jack whose account is completely appropriate, with tweets all signed by Jack or her assistant, photos of cookery, herbs, links to the work of other cooks she admires, links to TV appearances, and the occasional picture of her dog or cat to liven things up.
Other Jack would be horrified if she knew what was going on in this timeline, lol
Other Jack would be horrified if she knew what was going on in this timeline, lol
As this was adjacent to the casual sexuality comment, I read this as lesbrachaun!
...I'll get my pigskin hat!
Personally I don't know what that Squig is talking about. Don't all professional twitter pages have thot shots, Tinder applications, graphic descriptions of abuse, spiteful messages to exes, humiliating revelations about their own children and nothing about their actual job?
Oh and lots of begging?
I presumed it must be standard.
Oh and lots of begging?
I presumed it must be standard.
You know what I don't want? Any insight into Jack's latest failed relationship. Cannot emphasize enough how little I want or need to know anything about it. Neither do your half a million followers. We could not care less hun. Bit like Harold, really.
Nominating 'He's Just Not Into You' for the next thread title.
Nominating 'He's Just Not Into You' for the next thread title.
Jack Monroe: Not A Professional Account
Aim higher dear heart - if they have been following for a while and just worked this out I feel sure Mr Lazarus has better deduction skills.
Her house seems a bit “cataloguey”, very middle aged and middle of the road. More Very than Vogue.Can we talk about the red bin / red door / pink microwave situation please
I am awaiting his story in my step MIL ( real) not pretends take a breaks. "She stole my heart and fed me pumble"
BIB Thread title surely?
I told you Harold was cuntstruck
The poor, big car owning, internet shy, hat shop hetero had NO IDEA what he was getting into
The poor, big car owning, internet shy, hat shop hetero had NO IDEA what he was getting into
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