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Jack Monroe #336 Her writing style makes me wish I’d never learnt to read
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I'm pretty sure it would need to be lifesize and, for somebody soooooooo important, in the style of the Mary Wollstonecraft statue.
She's shitting with us...right?
I mean, I know she has the self awareness of the scab on my knee but this is an hilarious joke...surely?
However, I'm so glad that the tit tins botherer has given her insight into the big politics.
She really thinks she's something 
Sung to the tune of Fun Boy Three - Really Sayin' Something.
Bop bop shoo be doo wah
Bop bop shoo be doo wah
I mean, I know she has the self awareness of the scab on my knee but this is an hilarious joke...surely?
However, I'm so glad that the tit tins botherer has given her insight into the big politics.
She really thinks she's something Sung to the tune of Fun Boy Three - Really Sayin' Something.Bop bop shoo be doo wah
Bop bop shoo be doo wah
She's shitting with us...right?
I mean, I know she has the self awareness of the scab on my knee but this is an hilarious joke...surely?
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However, I'm so glad that the tit tins botherer has given her insight into the big politics.
Bop bop shoo be doo wah
Bop bop shoo be doo wah
Ah, so when she flounced out of the switchboard job, she then thought a couple of weeks later that she'd be able to go back - until her P45 dropped through the letterbox;
'What? That wasn't a resignation. I never actually said the words "I resign" - DAAAAAAADDDDDDD!'
If Jack stubbed her toe on a Pumble and fell face first into a bag o' tit I'd feel sorry for the Pumble.Would it be cruel to say 'May Jack always stub her toe on a pumble and fall face first in a bag of tit'? My heart goes out to Iqbal
Ed: Dunno why my phone capitalises Pumble. Its influence grows...
Took a break from this thread as it was genuinely starting to make me unwell but here we go again. More questions, less answers as always.
So Jack is a year sober. Genuine congratulations for that. However, she was in a romance with someone in AA was she? That will have been frowned upon massively especially if said person had more sober time. It would be classed as 13 stepping which is going for a vulnerable newcomer however as this is Jack, it’s debatable isn’t it. I find it bizarre she was looking to get a mortgage with said person after such a short space of time but again, it is Jack and once again, she is the only one shocked when it all goes wrong.
As someone meant to be working a programme of recovery, it’s surprising that she is throwing around the “they can’t help it, it’s trauma” rhetoric to excuse peoples behaviour as recovery teaches you all that is just an excuse and other people have trauma and don’t behave like a bellend. She picks and chooses the AA programme, much like everything in her life, to suit her mood/bellendary.
So Jack is a year sober. Genuine congratulations for that. However, she was in a romance with someone in AA was she? That will have been frowned upon massively especially if said person had more sober time. It would be classed as 13 stepping which is going for a vulnerable newcomer however as this is Jack, it’s debatable isn’t it. I find it bizarre she was looking to get a mortgage with said person after such a short space of time but again, it is Jack and once again, she is the only one shocked when it all goes wrong.
As someone meant to be working a programme of recovery, it’s surprising that she is throwing around the “they can’t help it, it’s trauma” rhetoric to excuse peoples behaviour as recovery teaches you all that is just an excuse and other people have trauma and don’t behave like a bellend. She picks and chooses the AA programme, much like everything in her life, to suit her mood/bellendary.
LJC I just got trapped in the media gallery. Not sure if it was a wifi issue, a glitch in the matrix or something else
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A living nightmareLJC I just got trapped in the media gallery. Not sure if it was a wifi issue, a glitch in the matrix or something else
She can’t even be bothered to file her confirmation statement - literally filling in a super short super simple form on the website confirming you would still like your company to exist - but she has endless energy to twit endlessly on the bird app.
bleeping priorities, Jack. Accounts, ok, fine (not fine), nobody likes doing that, but your confirmation statement?! Come on. Get the duck off Twitter. Stop grunking here. Log in to your account and just fill out the damn confirmation statement, you absolute embarrassment. And just hire a bloody accountant like everyone else does. You can afford it, don’t pretend you can’t, we have a good idea how much you grift every month.
I want to go back for another look but I'm too scared
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Cba to spot the difference
I'm 50 and I've been to Nandos twice. Both times with my son. Both times it was quite livelyI've only been to Nandos once. I had no idea you could get wine
. I'm a bit deaf in my right ear so I had no clue what was going on . I can't go to Subway for the same reason. There are many questions which I can't hear or understand . I've tried but just look 
at the serving staff.
She's such a bunion.She's shitting with us...right?
I mean, I know she has the self awareness of the scab on my knee but this is an hilarious joke...surely?
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However, I'm so glad that the tit tins botherer has given her insight into the big politics.
Bop bop shoo be doo wah
Bop bop shoo be doo wah
Sure you have
. Why would that happen? Does that mean some poor sod was left naked? Or worse still, wearing her clothes?!I can empathise. Had some friends over for dinner. They were telling us how well their parents were settling in France (fancy). That they'd joined a rambling group. I misheard that word as gambling and proceeded to chat along those lines.I'm 50 and I've been to Nandos twice. Both times with my son. Both times it was quite lively
I have a bunion and can confirm it's painful and annoying. Serves no purpose that I can see.
A) No, you didn't. You called him disingenuous.
B) No, it didn't. It ended normally.
C) That piece was ages ago.
D) duck off
Self aggrandising sad sack
910 words in that BBC interview. And not one of them was 'liar'.
I've never seen you with ANY dignity Jack so I find this terribly hard to believe
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