Jack Monroe #336 Her writing style makes me wish I’d never learnt to read

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MancBee

OwlRightsReserved said:
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Those sketches are so boring now, Jack. Why is her finger always on the pulse of trends happening 3 years ago? She's so cringe. I'm rapidly becoming a 1958 truther.
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She would still be younger than me

But to be fair, she acts older than I do! I'll never forget her being scared of "youngsters in a dance tent". I'd be inside the tent enjoying myself.
 
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NellieBoo

Orphan_Black said:
She's been grunking then.

Hi Jack, no one believes your malady lies nor need your hot takes on the Boris issue. Go away.
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More polite than me. Fuck off dickhead would be my response. I cannot bear whiffy burning martyrs when they are ill.
 
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Orphan_Black

It's a shame she never bothered to buy her own merch. Completely missed a tricksy trick old Jackie. Imagine the traction of wearing your Eton Mess hoodie today? Awh, boo. Could have made some more sales.
 
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FrumpyCat

Marmalade Atkins said:
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A) No, you didn't. You called him disingenuous.
B) No, it didn't. It ended normally.
C) That piece was ages ago.
D) Fuck off
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Are the news channels queing up for Jack's hot take on Boris' resignation?

I would hate to think of them missing a trick. I have a duck off Boris badge from credit days. Maybe the BBC would like to interview that.
 
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colouredlines

God I hope Greenbelt was the festival where Jack blacked out for three days and woke up in someone else's clothes (maybe even someone else's cassock?). One minute it's "pray peace for me" and the next she's doing a keg stand with the blood of Christ wine and snorting ketamine off a nun's ass, followed by Bez-style dancing to Christian rock and maybe even a bit of the old premarital.
 
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jenny2603



I'd like to submit this new image for the charidee Teemill. I will do a new design every day until Iqbal gets justice.*



*or I lose interest and forget.
 
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Mrs Peel

heretoreaditall2019 said:
How has she already spent all the Patreon cash? This is for paypigs to top up the tip jar and nothing else.

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'Horrendously unwell' but can still tweet constantly.

I'm assuming the poor puppy is locked in a bathroom so she can take her 'deliriously sweaty' naps in peace. Not going to wonder about the poor cat because I think he probably fucked off a couple of weeks ago. Not that she'd notice.
 
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Onestorytoomany

Ugh, I hate her politics talk. She has zero clue about any of it. Can someone steal her phones for a few months please?!

I will send whatever Oooo's needed.
 
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Phillipa78

All this chat about Iqbal and festival ditches got me thinking... Jack can't even deny this might be true. If she was blacking out and losing entire weekends, anything was possible. Including the generation of sacs d'excréments humains.
 
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DinosaurSenior

If you actually blacked out for three days... You'd probably need a lengthy stay in hospital due to dehydration etc...

What she means is she drank enough that she couldn't remember much. Or else was in a "fugue state "

She's so rock n roll
 
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Pimpinella

I sometimes wish I was French...then I could put up a road blockade and burn effigies with impunity..... I'd go through a lot of straw for this one...
 
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NellieBoo

Put a trigger warning on this please, pal . Proper sent me off .
 
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