Starting a petition to get her tagged and gagged to avoid her coming anywhere near this. GTF Jack, we don't need or want your involvement. Why does she try and stick her neb into everything?
Jack Monroe #336 Her writing style makes me wish I’d never learnt to read
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Frau you are totes and utts FORENSICO!At 5.30 Jack was all “cor teenage angst, I’ve sent him out in the garden with content”, by 7 she’s cooked an impromptu bbq for SB, “a friend”, the animals, eaten it and is back on twitter to let us know.
So there was no chicken breast in the Jack Monroe by Jack Monroe 4th July shopping list, or the “she shoots she scores” by Jack Monroe 24 June shopping list, but she did have chicken breast in the freezer in her 22 July 2022 (future Jack) stock take (just by the trotters). How does one have an impromptu bbq with frozen chicken?
She only told us she’d taken the oxtail and muscles out of the freezer on Monday right?
DHOTYA
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Can’t believe she’s up already. And straight on Twitter, natch.
What a sad little life.
What a sad little life.
Yeah so I’m living on not claiming benefits even though I completely qualify but I can afford to have DAB radios in every room and I also have five tvs (oooo no one is allowed to change the channel oh no I’ve got ADHD you know), yeah I get the ‘absolute twit’ element of my non claimed UC and also I have SO much time to listen to my eleventy billion radios even though I work eleventy trillion hours a week because I am BENDING THE TIME /SPACE CONTINUUM JACK, oh yeah
She was saying quite recently that he was tucked up in bed at 7.30. I know it's lies, but that sounds like a pretty good way to guarantee your kid is going to get up stupidly early! Most kids his age seem to need a decent prod to get them up on a school day anyway.
But the question is why, WHY would the Scottish people want to listen to a Twitter nobody with a posh accent ‘campaign’ for them to leave the Union?
Is that like the Jack version of the old phrase about Poverty and Pianos?
That's never stopped you, Jack.
ETA - she hasn't had a dog in 10 years, Dogs' Dinners was published in 2018.
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Yeah because that person likes you
Those 4am tweets make me look outside to see if it is snowing
Boris needs an incentive to get out and resign. A book deal? He could do a cook book - there's a publisher that comissions that for people who can't cook.
If I didn't know better I'd swear she was trying to get her son bullied at school.
For gods sake Jack, I know you read here, learn some boundaries. You talk about your son having agency - you don’t know the meaning of the word. Leave him alone.
He’s maybe hungry. I can totally see her controlling what he eats when he’s with her, telling him all Mama can afford is dusty corn crisps and not to touch anything in “her” fridge.
But it could also not be that, I’ve always been an early riser!
Even if I were the same size as my 13 yr old daughter or 14yr old son, I can not imagine a situation were we had a communal wardrobe. Don’t get me wrong, my daughter has laid claim to almost every single band T-shirt I own which she wears as oversized T-shirt dresses ( which tbh is just rubbing salt into the wound ), and I have to ask to borrow back any of my accessories and make up , but it’s very much a one way street.
SB is almost a teenager . He is a nearly fully formed human being in his own right, with his own personality and identity . How is the poor kid meant to work out who he is if his near middle aged , very middle class mother keeps trying to copy him
SB is almost a teenager . He is a nearly fully formed human being in his own right, with his own personality and identity . How is the poor kid meant to work out who he is if his near middle aged , very middle class mother keeps trying to copy him
After our Lurpak chats yesterday, I borrowed these from the Memes thread:
This is true from what I’ve seen in supermarkets too. I tend to go shopping later in the evening and usually around the time stuff is getting reduced. If I need something, I buy it. There are others who just buy EVERYTHING. Like ten punnets of grapes, multiple lettuce etc. i always wonder wtf they do with it. It just spoils it for anyone else.
My teen has never sworn in front of me, but if I told her to get on the naughty step, she would either die from laugher or tell me to duck off and she wouldn’t be wrong to tell me to either!
As for her waxing lyrical about addicts, her view of it is so romanticised it gives me the rage, and it’s harmful AF.
Her alarm was set for 5:30am on school days 
She has some quite major anxiety around being late; I got up with her at that time for months on end, to show her that, actually, she could easily have an extra hour in bed, and have time to shower/dry her hair/get dressed/have breakfast and still get to school with 15 mins to spare.
She has some quite major anxiety around being late; I got up with her at that time for months on end, to show her that, actually, she could easily have an extra hour in bed, and have time to shower/dry her hair/get dressed/have breakfast and still get to school with 15 mins to spare.As for her waxing lyrical about addicts, her view of it is so romanticised it gives me the rage, and it’s harmful AF.
I was raised by addicts. They drank all week and did coke at weekends.
I was dragged up, and I practically raised my multiple younger siblings.
We all flew under the radar because nice house, well presented as people. All of us kids have major trauma; two developed addictions of their own.
I married an addict, there’s nothing romantic about someone who buries beer cans in the back garden to hide how much he drinks. His addiction made him abusive to me in multiple ways. But due to how I was raised, I didn’t know any better.
I spent so long trying not to be parents, I ended up marrying someone like them.
I was dragged up, and I practically raised my multiple younger siblings.
We all flew under the radar because nice house, well presented as people. All of us kids have major trauma; two developed addictions of their own.
I married an addict, there’s nothing romantic about someone who buries beer cans in the back garden to hide how much he drinks. His addiction made him abusive to me in multiple ways. But due to how I was raised, I didn’t know any better.
I spent so long trying not to be parents, I ended up marrying someone like them.
Isn't everyone one of her "recipes" a dogs dinner?
Chapeau, Chap O!
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