Jack Monroe #336 Her writing style makes me wish I’d never learnt to read
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Is she actually suggesting that she uses the naughty step with a 12-13 year old?
I'm really disappointed in her political chat today. It feels like we've collectively become a bit unhinged as a nation today and I was really hoping for Jack's searing political takes to just add to that. Bummer.
This is a good point, I was writing from the context of the kids I've either raised/am raising or have watched being raised, who are all in loving and (mostly) functional situations. Should have been more mindful!
It's sad really, that a woman who has apparently been through so much hardship feels the need to photoshop/face tune her face like that. Your face is your face <shrug>. I won't comment on any aesthetic work.
For Jack when she catches up
Sentient ham is the worst bleeping phrase in the world.
I actually don’t think she’s had any/much in the way of aesthetics. If you look at picture 1 (Downing Street) and the final photo (1/6/2022 - just over a month ago giving Claire Sweeney her award) both candid shots by someone else, no chance to facetune the bejesus out of an iPhone portrait selfie, she just looks the same in the first and the last. For me, her aesthetics are as legit as her tax returns.
Haunted coat rack is pretty bad too. She's like someone who has told a joke that's fallen flat and been politely ignored but rather than take the hint keeps repeating it, thinking they'll get a laugh.
I'm going to age myself here, but at 12-13 I was listening to the Pistols, Buzzcocks, The Damned etc, out with my friends every night after school, going to the local youth club, getting the bus all over the place, smoking, occasionally having a can, going 'up town' every weekend, and generally having a good old time. If my Mum had tried to put me on the naughty step I would probably have laughed.
*I turned out okay by the way
*If I'd been put on a 'naughty step' things may have turned out differently...
Possibly the only person alive who could duck things up worse than Bojo.
Jack Coquette
What's this seasalt butter people have mentioned it a few times since #lurpacgate
That song still winds me up years later.
I never hear it anymore but it ocasionaly comes into my head and make me was to turn myself in nightmeat
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Imagine the freezer burn on all that ancient nightmeat. Barf-o-rama.
Sometimes I wonder if she's imagined SB.I'm going to age myself here, but at 12-13 I was listening to the Pistols, Buzzcocks, The Damned etc, out with my friends every night after school, going to the local youth club, getting the bus all over the place, smoking, occasionally having a can, going 'up town' every weekend, and generally having a good old time. If my Mum had tried to put me on the naughty step I would probably have laughed.
*I turned out okay by the way
*If I'd been put on a 'naughty step' things may have turned out differently...
Oh my, there’s a tweet gone viral that has a fantasy cabinet, something the squigs love including Jack in as a rule, but she’s been dropped, it’s over, they’ve already forgotten about our Jacky, though her pal Martin Lewis continues on without her. I blame the absence of the Voluptuous Bootylicious Index…..send Nightmeat.
There's already one of those on tiktok. We don't need another
No political commentary - don't forget, in Jack's head, David Cameron is still Prime Minister, and always will be.
I think the BBQ friend may have been Harold, locked in the dining room and forcefed nightmeat until he agrees to take Jack back.
I think the BBQ friend may have been Harold, locked in the dining room and forcefed nightmeat until he agrees to take Jack back.
Babe, same xI'm going to age myself here, but at 12-13 I was listening to the Pistols, Buzzcocks, The Damned etc, out with my friends every night after school, going to the local youth club, getting the bus all over the place, smoking, occasionally having a can, going 'up town' every weekend, and generally having a good old time. If my Mum had tried to put me on the naughty step I would probably have laughed.
*I turned out okay by the way
*If I'd been put on a 'naughty step' things may have turned out differently...
Cheap wet ham is pretty bad too, it makes me gag
I secretly hope that SB's doing at least a few of these things.
On a side note, why do these dweebs always pick Hugh Grant for Prime Minister? Just because he was in a movie? Do they know nothing else about him? I mean, surely no one is looking at Boris and saying, "The problem with this guy is...not enough sex scandals!"
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