Jack Monroe #335 Boob, I guess

[FrumpyCat]

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What is her obsession with lever arch files? If I were to pull together four lever arch files, all colour coded and Post-it noted to within in an inch of their lives which contain evidence that Jack is a lazy, entitled fraud who is getting some weird thrill out of the suffering of others would she finally fuck off?

And the obsession with highlighter pens and post it notes.

 

[Walkdengirl]

If that's referring to what I wrote, like I said I didn't go to uni

Apologies, that sounds snippy, I didn't mean it to. Words for once failed me

 

[houseofhoop]

Spoiler: All three sideboard shots

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And she cooks on those worktops …. JFC.

 

[Charitas]

And how is Jack telling other people to steal things in anyway a gotcha to being called a rampant capitalist?
Being a shoplifter doesn't inherently make you anti capitalist. Her daft research into her daft politics book should have helped her work that out.
So pleased that particular barb by the squig has made her so annoyed Truth hurts.

maybe she is thinking of Psmith journalist, creation of P. G Whodehouse, who believed all property was theft so liberating it from it's original owner was an act of communism. It is of course possible the author was taking the piss in the same gentle way as he did with the black shorts who popped up in Jeeves and Wooster saying ridiculous Mosely like things

 

[Captainmouse]

Mack Jonroe, the Pixie Detective series.
1. Case of the missing charity money
2. The mystery of the missing arch lever files
Canal, feel free to pitch your ideas for the much-anticipated collection

The mystery of the missing manners
and the hunt for the missing job

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

The fawning comments on her twitter echo chamber are something else

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Is the LJC 'she left' anniversary about now? I also think Mr HMRC has had a few words today...

Louisa Compton left late April/early May, 2020.

 

[Five hundred dogs]

On the subject of night meat…

 

[Candytuft]

Surely it would be…the girl in the striped trauuseers?
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Coudnt stop a pig in a ginnell.

 

[Veronicaaa]

I thought it was due to her absolute pumble of a scathing excerpt from her tactless new book (that hopefully won't be published). Remember what she said this morning?

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Screenshot by @Veronicaaa


Obviously Rish and Saj mates are quaking in their patent leather shoes at the thought of Jack's book coming out.

She didn't actually write that tweet, one of the squigs did and she 'liked' it!

 

[DisgruntledGoat]

I hope a kindly shoplifter nicks her phones.

FTFY.

And her Apple Watch.

 

[JeanBurns76]

She really is a terrible writer.

I particularly hate her overuse of using “and” over and over (and over and over) again as a form of emphasis.

Don’t forget irregardless!

 

[L3moning]

Let's go rogue
Can we get to 60 pages?

On a different site I used to post on, where they usually cap thr threads at 10,000 posts (so, page 500) we once, due to a chaos and a slight rebellion against the admin, managed to get a thread to something like 725 pages

 

[ContentCrunch]

Huzzah I’m up to date.
That Pumble bake along was

 

[Elastoblast]

I bought butter at an ASDA store today. Not lurpak as it was a bit pricey but I paid £3 for 500g of an equally nice butter. Laughing at the randomness of items on the receipt as shopping with two boys with fixed eating patterns. Slightly expensive top-up shop as they "needed" new joycons which are part subsidised by me!

PS I didn't buy bollock sausages but did get "Wee Willie Winkies for the smallest Elastoblast

 

[Feck]

Nightmeat, nightmeat
Yellow sticker chilled meat
Bung it in the freezer if it gets too late to eat.

This is your 20 minute nightmeat expiry notice.

Might be my mostest favouritest yet.

 

[MsGilmore]

Pretty sure everyone knows Jack's publisher by now.

For anyone new:
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And:

Spoiler: More on Jack's publisher

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Could this be one of the 3 therapists? It would make a lot of sense, but also a conflict of interest surely.

 

[instacharlie]

Jesus bliddy wept, who puts dodgy glamour shots on their work Twitter unless they are open for business?

Glamour? Where?

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

The Essex Serpent?

If she didn't have a drawer full of them, she'd be the Cock-less Monster.

 

[PowerliftingOtter]

True dat
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“Gym rat” …