KebabGirl
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Just when you think the canal can't top the last thread, something like this appears. Bravo, Orphy, bravo!
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JeanBurns76
Well-known member
Didn’t she invent the healthy start milk tokens though? Christ she’s such a prick! Most people (on benefits) will actually be entitled to these! Unless they’ve changed the rules on them. I was a young mother. Had absolutely nothing when my son was born! These were a god send! At the time they were for milk only though. Which was collected at our local health clinic! Now I’ve seen parents using them in supermarkets!
People-huv-tae-know
VIP Member
Who wrote Strangers on a Train? For Jack it could be Wanker on a Train, Tile on a Train Floor or Mediterranean Arse Under a Train.
Cack Conroe
Chatty Member
She really is a terrible writer.
I particularly hate her overuse of using “and” over and over (and over and over) again as a form of emphasis.
Lazarus
VIP Member
Has working at a rehab been shoehorned into the CV before?
reminder that Jack referred to her fellow AA attendees as a group of drunks.
NellieBoo
VIP Member
So close to a 'now fuck off' and yet so far...shame.
Ostapbender
VIP Member
It makes sense, crime and misery memoirs can give people a catharsis for bad experiences, also helps people orient themselves; reading a story with clear-cut good guys and bad guys can help vulnerable people to feel like the world's been put to rights, in a sense. Also crime is just entertaining, everyone needs that!
Jack's Big Book of Misery is in another, ghoulish world though
Whoever this squig is, they are a BOSS.
Valiofthedolls
VIP Member
I think there are some things that shouldn’t be inflicted on people, and as to any (allegedly) edible item offered to the poors from the shitty hellhouse of slop…
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Marmalade Atkins
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I love Laurel & Hardy so this hurts a little bitMarmalade Atkins I hope you don't mind me borrowing your picturebut I KNEW she reminded me of someone!
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Holasenoritax
Active member
She saves reduced meat in the night yet claims to be vegan. I can't even keep up with her BS
Jelly Bean
VIP Member
A ninny earlier suggested a daring prison escape book by Jack.
I might pitch my idea to her along those lines, set in a prisoner of war camp.
The Wooden Presenter.
I might pitch my idea to her along those lines, set in a prisoner of war camp.
The Wooden Presenter.
Captainmouse
VIP Member
She blames him for losing the sainsbo gigShe's obsessed with Cameron, weirdly so. Her publisher can get in the damn bin for enabling and encouraging this shit. Let's remember too that the publisher is one of Jack's 'therapists' so she probably enables her more than anyone else. She's such a horrid writer! I tune out a few sentences in as it's such a ridiculously long winded way to say nothing of worth. Just a long, waffling me-rail, as per usual
It’s The Truman Show
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This reminds me of when OH and I went to USA on holiday we had a stop off at Charlotte airport which had loads of places to eat and shop etc but we thought we’d wait til we got to Memphis airport and our motel to eat. Oh dear. 11pm. Starving. Nothing at Memphis airport whatsoever and nothing in or around our hotel apart from a drive through over the road. We risked our lives running across that road and had to beg them to do us some food cos we are all the way from London and starving (they had a sign on the window “no walk ups after 8pm”). They took pity on us and made us some greasy food. It was heaven.
Thanks for reminding me what good writing actually looks like. Awesome palette cleanser
Upthisweek
Well-known member
It's PLR charts Jack... No idea what charts you're referring to!
Captainmouse
VIP Member
Don’t forget the fish
Rekyavikgirl
VIP Member
Poverty Larping Poll?It's PLR charts Jack... No idea what charts you're referring to!
Elastoblast
VIP Member
If she wants to branch into screen writing then there's The Grifters, Catch me if you can be bothered, The Sting (reworked as The Stink), Southend Hustle. Silver Background Paper playbook