Jack Monroe #335 Boob, I guess

[Dobbythehouseelf]

She’ll be using Tattle as a free proofreading service.

Thrifty #jackshacks

 

[Hollaaa]

Mack Jonroe, the Pixie Detective series.
1. Case of the missing charity money
2. The mystery of the missing arch lever files
Canal, feel free to pitch your ideas for the much-anticipated collection

The lost source of the stench

 

[Orphan_Black]

Other than the initial announcement about her being a brand ambassador, has there been a peep about Superdrug from her other than the Lorraine interview which was just shite? If I were them I'd definitely want my money back.

It's Phillipa's screenshot that makes me thinks they've booted her....

Spoiler: Screen shot

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[Valiofthedolls]

Also, maybe this is a reach, but some of the things she has said over the years make me think she has some internalised misogyny.

Way behind (I am a MAVERICK today and not been reading in chronological order) so this might have already been said, but I do not think that is a reach at all. See also: all her not-so-little microaggressions.

 

[GoLando]

Just catching up so this will land somewhere weird, just in the murder mystery book title section, not a murder title and this has no doubt been suggested in the past but a new cookbook could be called Jack Monroe, Fifty Shades of Grey.

Careful, you’ll get her setting up a new patreon tier

 

[Elastoblast]

The Number Twos Stinky Slop Slinger Detectives Agency

 

[Valiofthedolls]

I've got nightmeat to the tune of Night Nurse in my head now, you bunch of ninnies.

I keep singing it to Bob Seger’s Night Moves, which, like Georgia Church Suppers is an absolute banger. (Unlike the slopslinger and the reading of the aforementioned though, I have actually listened to it)

 

[Onestorytoomany]

Lads! From now on everything in Superdrug is FREE FREE FREE!

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If she is so big on helping, why doesn't she give away her next book and pay back the money she got from publisher herself.

Sometimes putting your money where your mouth is says alot pet, give away your books for nothing ( all of them) don't sell recipies or shitty pics of tree and the talk to the big guys about giving shit away.

 

[EddieBeds]

Lurpak Jack
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I’m grunking but please tell me someone has already replied: TootToot!!!

 

[StringyMango]

Less than a week ago Jack was sorting the starfuckers wheat from the ceramicists chaff and yet here we are today, making coin off other peoples misery.

jacks a miseryfucker.

Soz Frauen but I 've now got Sheena is a punk rocker as an earworm with these as lyrics now. Send tranquilliseros

 

[Lazarus]

This is one of my favourite books. It’s harrowing and has some dark humour too. Would definitely recommend to a frau or two.

Hunger (Hamsun novel) - Wikipedia

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[Valiofthedolls]

Hang on, she claimed she shoved a sock up her foof when she was on her jams?
This is right up there with the Naked Eye palette 'black eye'.

Also enjoying the massive infrastructure she thinks needs to be put in place to put a security tag on Lurpak in Tesco. Not just a sixth former on minimum wage sticking them on. Tell me you've never had to get a proper job without telling me you've never had to get a proper job.

BIB has me absolutely . Send reanimation-os

 

[LexiLu]

I was thinking about this book the other day! Wondering what type of person actually wanted to read misery memoirs. I settled on “maudlin and emotionally incontinent”. The worst thing about Jack’s readership is that they’re so thick they think it’s searing political analysis when really it’s just the same pornographic rendering of despair with added “but David Cameron”.

From my experience lots of vulnerable women in a prison particularly sought out this type of literature

 

[Soapy Dolphin]

Am I too late for @Geetbo's nightmeat?

 

[Dobbythehouseelf]

"70,000 words of the same"

Brilliant....

thread titles right there

 

[JeanBurns76]

Slightly shame faced confession now. I'm a mature student and whilst I attempt to be more organised with using computer files etc...I still find it easier to read printed out notes and handouts and put them in (can't believe I'm admitting to this) (whisper it) a lever arch file. I also handwrite my notes in class and type them up later (which helps me make sense of them). But I'm and actual child of the 1970s

Same! Child of the late 60’s. I have very poor eye sight and I struggle to read on a screen! I have photophobia and using a laptop or iPad/iPhone for more than a few minutes at a time makes me feel drowsy to! So I’m so much better with notes in print!

I suspect Jack thinks owning a shelf full of lever arch files are an ADHD/Autism trait!

 

[Bleurghgram]

Explaining the cabal is going to be far easier than getting him to do a performative stock take and Asda quest....

We’ve only got a smol Asda

 

[Valiofthedolls]

Based on the bed oven trays, another one that needs no editing:

Rancid Aluminium

 

[Captainmouse]

Bing bong! Toddler tantrum in the butter aisle. Bing bong!

What is the daft bint on about now? If you think shoplifting is the answer then you’ve already lost the argument.

#thread title send ambulanceos

 

[Hollaaa]

Cobbled together?! That shows she hasn't been to a foodbank in a long time. They (and this is to our shame as a country) are run incredibly well, with links with local and national businesses, coordinating dozens of volunteers, offering so much more than just food. Way to down play their work.

Her Sunday school teacher brain has conflated activity carried out to professional standards by organisations including her bezzie mates TT (although I now have my doubts about their judgement) with giving alms to the poor?