Her greying pants in a pan on the stove perhaps?"Something's simmering" was all she said.
And the smol pixie detective looked into the long hallway mirror that had been gifted to her from her only friend before the murder - and she smiled in triumph at another case solved. As always, she’d had the last laugh. The end.God, can you imagine? The serial killer would be based on David Cameron and all the good guys/victims would be plucky lil poor pixies.
Quite frankly I think we all owe a debt of gratitude to the unruly labia. If she didn’t think she’d be bursting out of those bottoms like a badly-packed kebab we all know she’d have posed those pics and the ones yesterday wearing Pam Anderson’s wedding bikini to show LJC and OH what they were missing.What was the actual context for this. I can't imagine another good writer or ahem "political commentator " posing in grim shorts and grimy sports bra. If she imagined she looked alluring, sexy or enticing she'd be much mistaken
Does that say “camera” in between the Coke Zero and salad stuff?!Hey lads, I've just been to the supermarket and there was a list in the wild (in the trolley) but I like the cut of this person's jib. I can't make it all out but they have their priorities right.
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All the white wing men underestimated her and wanted her off the force for being a bird in traaaaazers but even they had to admit she was the best ever.And the smol pixie detective looked into the long hallway mirror that had been gifted to her from her only friend before the murder - and she smiled in triumph at another case solved. As always, she’d had the last laugh. The end.
Large friesPensioners with scurvy
Gross nip slip pics pervy
Babies with TB
I WAS IN POVERTY!!!
If that's her leg how on earth is she filming that? Are selfie sticks still a thing? I'm sure she is sat on the boggatry
And the people who campaigned against Corbyn and Scottish Independence.
How much must I hate myself? I looked AGAIN. I saw them unfold before my eyes at the time and did not want to look at them, yet here I am. Bleaching my eyes.
Mack Jonroe, the Pixie Detective series.All the white wing men underestimated her and wanted her off the force for being a bird in traaaaazers but even they had to admit she was the best ever.
Could this be one of the 3 therapists? It would make a lot of sense, but also a conflict of interest surely.
The sign of the slopMack Jonroe, the Pixie Detective series.
1. Case of the missing charity money
2. The mystery of the missing arch lever files
Canal, feel free to pitch your ideas for the much-anticipated collection
Why did they ask Monroe?Mack Jonroe, the Pixie Detective series.
1. Case of the missing charity money
2. The mystery of the missing arch lever files
Canal, feel free to pitch your ideas for the much-anticipated collection
A shopping list without a name and date, and not painstakingly divided into four categories? What an absolute weirdo.Hey lads, I've just been to the supermarket and there was a list in the wild (in the trolley) but I like the cut of this person's jib. I can't make it all out but they have their priorities right.
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The lost source of the stenchMack Jonroe, the Pixie Detective series.
1. Case of the missing charity money
2. The mystery of the missing arch lever files
Canal, feel free to pitch your ideas for the much-anticipated collection
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