Dear Mr or Mrs Television. I am Jack and I am good at television. I can talk while facing away from the camera and cook and nervously giggle and breathe noisily and shake but only one at a time. I have a good idea for you called “Jack Monroe’s Corner Shop Creations starring Jack Monroe”, where I take poor people food and blend it in a variety of ways. I have lots of followers on sm and I know famous people. Nigella even helped me gather some more patreons who pay an indeterminate amount of money every month for a very determinate amount of nothing. Anyway, please give me a series. If not I’ll have to report you to my flying monkeys. Then you’ll be sorry. Mx. Dr. Dr. Jack Monroe.I wonder what Jack pitching a show actually entails. I like to imagine a cigar chomping mogul saying "what ya got for me, kid?" as Jack pulls the ol' shitting dog routine in his office but it's probably just increasingly unhinged voicemails she's left for LJC.
When was she in Edinburgh? I wonder if she'd seen it or a trailer and realised it's only shown in Scotland so claimed it as her idea.View attachment 1390562
This aired in November 2020....so Jackie was basically pitching a show that already existed. Nob end.
Oh god, what a mental image. I can only imagine what she’ll be wearing when he shows up there tomorrow. Luckily she hasthreeone she prepared earlier.
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Harold? No Harold never went away. He's in here. Would you like to see him?What an odd individual she is. Keeping studios in her own home locked. All a bit Bluebeard's wives. What is in that dining room of doom? Decaying sentient pumbles? Nightmeat in poo bags?The completed version of the Vimes Boot Index.
It's like the film beauty and the beast, stay out of the locked room in the West wing, it's forbidden."Mother, may I enter the dining room/studio?"
"No, Small Boy, you may not. It is kept locked unless I am in it."
I hate Lillie's. They do remind me of death. My mum had them when my dad died and now when I smell them, I am taken back to that time, that and a certain perfume.I may be crediting her with too much intelligence but I think she'll just ignore all of this. Some of it is real, but some is clearly bait.
Also re lilies aren't they also really poisonous to dogs as well?
And the most disturbing book of my childhood, The Secret Garden. the cousin kept hidden wailing in a big house. And the garden locked up.It's like the film beauty and the best, stay out of the locked room in the West wing, it's forbidden.
Isn’t that just Can’t Cook Won’t Cook, but less fun? Also, how dull would it be to see recipes made from some random’s dusty old tins? Are people going to rush out and make these recipes themselves? Ooh better restock the pease pudding and mackrel fillets, looks like Jack has put out another episode.More late night tweets.
My advice Jack, is to stop looking at the past through rise-tinted glasses and to concentrate on doing the things on Kach’s list before starting other (shit) projects.
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Heart react this post if you'd watch Clare Grogan over Jack any day lol. I don't even care if CG knows nothing of corner shops or cooking off.View attachment 1390562
This aired in November 2020....so Jackie was basically pitching a show that already existed. Nob end.
Wonder what it was that made OH run for the hills?
Yes squig, because that's just what an audience wants to watch, a reluctant TV presenterAll of the fawning Jack Monroe should have her own tv show tweets are
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A great presenter?! She's TERRIBLE!All of the fawning Jack Monroe should have her own tv show tweets are
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