Chard? Completed it pal. Now duck off x
Jack Monroe #333 Bootsnack crook
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Lest we forget, she set up a tripod and a timer for this photo shoot! There were multiple shots IIRC!
Why would a fox eat a chard plant? Especially an urban foxy with bins to raid.
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She wrote all over the photos on insta stories because she didn’t want the daily mail reposting her photos. She looked like she was badly acting the part of an excited toddler - plus wearing that teething necklace… just why?
Donated a chunk TO HER? Wtf!
there’s no hope for these squiggs.
I’m just out of the dentist, wish squigg would send me some cashos
there’s no hope for these squiggs.
I’m just out of the dentist, wish squigg would send me some cashos
Buckle up, fraus. One good weekend chaos and we'll be into Thread 334.
14th most important LGBTQ+ person once more
That’s when we’ll enter the upside down and be attacked by pumblegorgons.
If this is her best, I hate to see her worst!
Foxes of course, are well known for their love of chard.
This is Jack’s fox, who we all know appreciates her fine dining and also the garden hose.
That's it pet, apologise to the hand that feeds ya. Good girl, now duck off!
And wasn't the fox... distinguished or well-groomed? The Beatrix Potter era was funny.
The use of the past tense for "shared recipes" is literally the only accurate thing here.
At least Gok Wan beat her #smallmercies
Just on the list, surely the footballer jake Daniels should have come ahead of Emily sande? Given the history in professional football etc I would have thought that was a bigger deal?
little OJ (not a murderer) is in 3rd
Did she then? Carry it on? See, Jack, that could have been the start of your YouTube career. Upload the same videos to YT, smashed it, pal! (I'll send you my costs for managing your social media channels, later today, as I'm really, really, really, very busy right now!)
Also had to BARF at the "top UK chef" comment!
And also, can someone please explain to me what the fuckity-duck this is please? (For clarity, I mean the pile of
on the right, not the left)
Mr fox writing his "life at the crappy bungalow" memoirs!
Day 334,
Day started off well ate some chard, the human started howling and clawing and stomping around once she realised what I had done, apparently she " can't have nice things" the dog and the cat are meeting up later to discuss chewing and pissing on things whilst the human as her eleventh Dino nap of the day, Fergus and the other brambly mice will be around later to discuss robbing more bits out of the garage they have their eyes on some more newspapers and tatty books apparently.
Best leave it here and go out for a while, I smell a terrible smell emitting from the big house must be lunchtime.
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