Jack the PE teacher 
Jack Monroe #332 A doctor, a teacher and a ceramicist walk into a bar
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Well Superdrug have obviously got an offer on fake tan at the minute!
I'm currently grunking and all your comments have my imagination running wild. Is she wearing a preposterous cloak, a slop dress, a shredded wheat jumper or dare I say it, a giant poo bag?
Keeping my fingers crossed for a video on here.
She can't even be truthful about that can she? Hammock time
Ooh I’ll check ITW out. Thank you. Is it harrowing?
I so want to watch UTBOH especially because it has my main squeeze Andrew in it, but I haven’t been able to figure out how to
I so want to watch UTBOH especially because it has my main squeeze Andrew in it, but I haven’t been able to figure out how to
That is the cold dead eyed glare of a woman who eats pumble
Am now kicking myself that I didn’t suggest The Cook, The Thief, Her Wife and A Ceramicist as the thread title
#culturalreference
#culturalreference
also spotted:
Ooh looks like we might be getting two tax avoiders for the price of one on telly this morning.
word is spreading, but not the words she would like
FIFY
(It was on the tip of my tongue dearheart)
If you are so hard up then surely it would make more sense to hang on to your crockery/cutlery, who is going to buy them anyway, so you only have to heat water/wash up once a day.
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We sure it’s fake? She does enjoy a nice relax in the hammock during her intense 1200 hour work weeks.
This is brilliant.
This is irony, si? A life beyond her wildest dreams?That's not how I've been interpreting her tweets over the past few weeks. Surely her dreams include a forever house/stable increased income/another child/long term lover? I am most perplexed, ninnies!
I'm just going to lay on my chais lounge (said with a Del Boy accent, of course) for an hour or two to contemplate what she means. Or perhaps I'll have a nap. Probably the latter.
PS Slightly OT but Jackie magazine around 1970-ish for the conditioner/shaving tip, too! Although, personally, I liked those sandpaper-style pads that we used in a circular motion to remove our leg hair. Sounds ridiculous, but it really did work and was an excellent exfoliator (a Woollies favourite of mine, along with a bottle of Anne French Cleansing Milk!). Ah, those were the days!
You can get them in superdrug (lol), my mam got me a few packs last Christmas and they work pretty well. Might be more economical than shaving as they last a while, and maybe more environmentally friendly too as they aren't plastic?
She gets me a hair removal product most years, I only get rid of leg hair during the summer (if even) and she hates it lol
She gets me a hair removal product most years, I only get rid of leg hair during the summer (if even) and she hates it lol
Dog walk? At that age tunnel dog was in back the every half hour in an attempt to toilet train and keep her entertained.
Long dog walks come when the bones are fully formed.
Don’t really know why I am posting this, Jack has moved on to next shiny thing.
As a former genunely hard-up person - I do have a tip which works and it's this:I mean, they were absolute tit bloody tips, from someone who couldn't be bothered looking up hints online.
Buy own brand and do something potentially harming to your washing machine, great Jack
Even something like, "Before you throw out tubes, cut them open as there is always a few days of product left behind," is a better idea, and doesn't rely on offensive stereotypes like poor people are dirty, filthy and greasy.
Halve all cleaning products - break dishwasher tablets in half, use half the "recommended" amount of laundry detergent and conditioner.
Shampoo is a perfectly good body wash, but body wash is crap on your hair. So if it's a choice, always buy cheap but nice smelling shampoo and use it all over. Don't use it in the washing machine (Jack you're an idiot), but it's fine for a bit of handwashing.
You know what would make the last few weeks not matter?
If she brought out the Seamaster by mistake.
I think I could forget the granola if we managed to get a SS with her wearing that in the next few weeks.
The roll-neck looks exactly the same colour as her skin. She looks as if she has a retracted foreskin there.
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