Jack the PE teacher
Well Superdrug have obviously got an offer on fake tan at the minute!Finished the photo she half started, all ready to share on tinder. You can thank me now Jack
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I'm currently grunking and all your comments have my imagination running wild. Is she wearing a preposterous cloak, a slop dress, a shredded wheat jumper or dare I say it, a giant poo bag?What in the Willy Wonka is she wearing?!
She can't even be truthful about that can she? Hammock timeWell Superdrug have obviously got an offer on fake tan at the minute!
Also, in the nicest way possible, what on earth could Jack say about sobriety that's not been said before (and better) by other people?
Obsessed with that book! I first read it after I read JK's Into the Wild (highly recommend that too if you've not read it) and it's on rotation regularly. Have you seen any of the new TV series? I've been trying to find out how to watch it because I don't have Hulu.
That is the cold dead eyed glare of a woman who eats pumble
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TD is ON IT. Couldn’t love this lady more
FIFYAm now kicking myself that I didn’t suggest The Cook, The Teacher, Her Wife and A Ceramicist as the thread title
#culturalreference
@Alansbigplate Aww, good to see you . I drew your orangery while you were away, hope that’s ok.
We sure it’s fake? She does enjoy a nice relax in the hammock during her intense 1200 hour work weeks.Well Superdrug have obviously got an offer on fake tan at the minute!
This is brilliant.
This is irony, si? A life beyond her wildest dreams? That's not how I've been interpreting her tweets over the past few weeks. Surely her dreams include a forever house/stable increased income/another child/long term lover? I am most perplexed, ninnies!
I'm just going to lay on my chais lounge (said with a Del Boy accent, of course) for an hour or two to contemplate what she means. Or perhaps I'll have a nap. Probably the latter.
PS Slightly OT but Jackie magazine around 1970-ish for the conditioner/shaving tip, too! Although, personally, I liked those sandpaper-style pads that we used in a circular motion to remove our leg hair. Sounds ridiculous, but it really did work and was an excellent exfoliator (a Woollies favourite of mine, along with a bottle of Anne French Cleansing Milk!). Ah, those were the days!
Dog walk? At that age tunnel dog was in back the every half hour in an attempt to toilet train and keep her entertained.View attachment 1380678
Spaniel friend throwing shade??
As a former genunely hard-up person - I do have a tip which works and it's this:I mean, they were absolute tit bloody tips, from someone who couldn't be bothered looking up hints online.
Buy own brand and do something potentially harming to your washing machine, great Jack
Even something like, "Before you throw out tubes, cut them open as there is always a few days of product left behind," is a better idea, and doesn't rely on offensive stereotypes like poor people are dirty, filthy and greasy.
You know what would make the last few weeks not matter?
The roll-neck looks exactly the same colour as her skin. She looks as if she has a retracted foreskin there.Lads, send medicos, im gonna say this and it hurts me, but I think she looks good in this photo…I’ll caveat that with probs cos it’s a screen grab off a screen AND she’s got tons of makeup on, but she’s defo a 5/10 when she’s normally a -3//10
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