I've got dry skin and loved those sandpaper things. I'm sure I picked some up just before lockdown. Must dig them out again.This is irony, si? A life beyond her wildest dreams?That's not how I've been interpreting her tweets over the past few weeks. Surely her dreams include a forever house/stable increased income/another child/long term lover? I am most perplexed, ninnies!
I'm just going to lay on my chais lounge (said with a Del Boy accent, of course) for an hour or two to contemplate what she means. Or perhaps I'll have a nap. Probably the latter.
PS Slightly OT but Jackie magazine around 1970-ish for the conditioner/shaving tip, too! Although, personally, I liked those sandpaper-style pads that we used in a circular motion to remove our leg hair. Sounds ridiculous, but it really did work and was an excellent exfoliator (a Woollies favourite of mine, along with a bottle of Anne French Cleansing Milk!). Ah, those were the days!
I always find the notion of her removing the lightbulb from SB's bedroom to be really nasty. When I was really little I was scared of the dark. Sure I didn't sleep with the light on but it was nice to know it was there. My mum would put the light on to read to me in bed or give me a cuddle. Did all of this happen in the dark at Jack's house?
Also I feel like shampoo is a lot more “bubbly” than laundry detergent - speaking from accidental experience of putting a laundry detergent tab in a dishwasher, there’s every chance the extra bubbles will make it leak and possibly wreck your floors! My god she’s a wrongun!
Good for.removing nits in kids hair as well.
Also, in the nicest way possible, what on earth could Jack say about sobriety that's not been said before (and better) by other people?
omg jack should be thanking her lucky stars that the imaginary english teacher will have been too busy with his school kids to tune in and witness Jack as Alan Partridge with coke bloat this morning
Lower wattage?
It’s probably a complete fantasy and never happened. But it says a lot about her that her fantasies of poverty involve SB suffering, or not being considered by her at all.
All kinds of things. Like, buy a couple of the super cheap ones from the Polski Sklep for 50p with the proceeds of the sale of your omega seamaster watch?
Narcs be like that. it is crazy-making.
She'll be putting it in the washing machine next.She gets so much mileage out of that pic on the left, grift smarter not harder
I know, it's weird. Thirties is considered pretty young nowadays, and Jack has a nice slim figure. I'd be wearing fashinable young looking clothes if I was her. She must want to look dowdy on purpose, which is odd considering she has lip fillers and does her hair in different styles. It's not as if she has no interest in her appearance.I love the hat so we can’t date her hair
how does she always manage to look/dress so middle aged.
I got an offer for these guys from Martin Lewis’ email, and then they send out regular discount codes, making it fairly cheap. Nice products which last a decent amount of time:
