Quoting myself like a dick to say that I’ve had a minute to think about this and I’m settling on cocks,
Jack Monroe #332 A doctor, a teacher and a ceramicist walk into a bar
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Because it never happened?
You could put a note on it, say it’s for jack personally, as you know she doesn’t have one
I thought she was waving at us! The way she looked directly into the camera.Hahahahahahaaha THE NOSE WIPE! What’s she worried about there?
I thought she looked ok, that afternoon in the hammock gave her some tan maybe? I’m only half a coffee into this morning though and the tale of walking into Ratners jewellers with filthy hair and filthy jeans with her CV gave me the boak. She said her mental health took a dive after being told there was no job vacancy. It must have been bad in the first place if she was walking around filthy already. Sad 
I can’t believe she just said to put it in the washing machine, but not too often, don’t want you being billed for the machine getting messed up.
This is worse than the ‘don’t think about the bollock sausages’ from that other time.
So bleeping offensive.
SuperDrug paid her actual money for this!
the Lip fillers are making me laugh though!
This is worse than the ‘don’t think about the bollock sausages’ from that other time.
So bleeping offensive.
SuperDrug paid her actual money for this!
the Lip fillers are making me laugh though!
I do like the way Jack has dressed up today for any potential Tinder matches though 
Those two (terrible) tips were such a conclusive list of swaps to save money. Can I use dishwasher tablets as toothpaste?
She's cosplaying seventies teacher in the staff room.
Yes absolutely x
I’ve just donated to a local charity to slightly counteract Jacks terrible advice which is actually a poorly disguised advert for Superdrug!
Plus all the ninnies of course, switched over now
Hickies… roll neck covering hickiesIs it very cold in the UK?
Why is she dressed as Alan?
OMG just give him some lip filler and it's the SAME PERSON.
think trifley d was watching too!
Like she’s qualified to work in a jewellers, or any customer facing role
Oh what a shame I seem to have missed out on some really helpful advice, well helpful if I want to wreck my washing machine. Also from the look of it Jack's time machine whisked her from 1970s Sarfend for her TV appearance. Noice
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