Also Jack's parents are foster carers, I'm imagining there's rules about pets being around incoming kids.The thing about the Great Dane...
We know for a fact that Jack did not have a dog in 2012. It was never mentioned on her blog. She lived in a flat that would have been completely unsuitable for a large dog. Then she moved and acquired two kittens, and never said anything about a canine.
So we have two options:
a) Jack had the dog as her own pet and it died before 2012...when she was late teens/early 20s, working 3 jobs with mad shift patterns, constantly moving to flee a stalker, getting pregnant, picking up fiancée 1, etc etc. Seems unlikely.
b) It was a family pet that lived with Jack's parents.
This seems far more likely. But we should also remember that Great Danes, like most giant breeds, have a very short life expectancy, just 8 - 10 years. We also know that Jack left home at 16. Assuming the dog lived an average lifespan, Jack would have spent hardly any time with it before moving out.
So either the first version of events is true and she is the worst dog owner ever, as she took on a dog at a time when she was not even remotely settled; or the second is true, and she can't pretend that she's some genius experienced dog owner.
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I love it when I do a post that mainly attracts wow reactions!
i envisage you all jaw dropped and pearl clutching like helen lovejoy
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9.35Can anyone narrow down what time Jack was on Lorraine this morning so I can forward to it? Thankyou
I reckon it will be shredded and turned into 90% non vegan crackling in the next book. All pig skin is interchangeable after all?Will we ever see yhe pig skin hat again? Or any of the multitude she said she had acquired, but we never saw. She never had that dreadful pig skin one off.
If anything like last year she will post rainbow falafel tomorrow!Has Jackamel acknowledged Gay Pride Month at all? She's got a few minutes left.
Also doesn’t her mum have RA? So how could she walk this massive dog while big Dave was at work? It’s gotta be something Jack adjacent, like a housemates mate had a Great Dane that came over occasionally. And Jack being Jack, she’s centred herself in someone else’s life.Also Jack's parents are foster carers, I'm imagining there's rules about pets being around incoming kids.
But then we all know Jack's family were poor and her parents couldn't afford dinner for themselves. The great Dane ate it all up.
I think it was a regular sized dog called Dane #misleadingAlso doesn’t her mum have RA? So how could she walk this massive dog while big Dave was at work? It’s gotta be something Jack adjacent, like a housemates mate had a Great Dane that came over occasionally. And Jack being Jack, she’s centred herself in someone else’s life.
Having thought far too much about this, I guess another option would be that Jack got a dog, promptly rehomed it to a friend, and spent the rest of its life referring to it as hers, visiting occasionally, etc etc.Also doesn’t her mum have RA? So how could she walk this massive dog while big Dave was at work? It’s gotta be something Jack adjacent, like a housemates mate had a Great Dane that came over occasionally. And Jack being Jack, she’s centred herself in someone else’s life.
It's so funny that she looks at these figures and immediately thinks they're talking about people's disposable income.View attachment 1381410
Could somebody show me exactly where that tweet says 'Disposable'?
Or is she hallucinating a word?
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