The pics look the same right down to the awkward stance, except she's got a bit of makeup and earrings on (who continues to wear garish gifts from ex-OH's? Oh aye, just another casual lie). Just picturing her setting up the tripod and then running around to pose before it takes the shot makes me hoot
Jack Monroe #332 A doctor, a teacher and a ceramicist walk into a bar
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You can lay all the groundwork you want, if one doesn't like the other it ain't gonna work. I don't believe the cat and dog get on famously simply because Jack lies about everything.
Insert Jimmy Nail gif, etc.
Insert Jimmy Nail gif, etc.
I don't watch Love Island but he can tickle my pumble any time. Jack can go squat in a corner and upset another landlord.
its been posted by her on insta a while back as the before pic & was supposedly 100 days earlier, same spiel about transformation iirc. i did some maths at the time which ive now forgotten but it would mean she has had to reset days otherwise her year would have been completed a while ago.
edit - see @Marmalade Atkins post below x
The history of Burglar Bill.
More like sherbert dib dabs.
I’m either doing the big maths wrong or…….
The obvious lip filler debacle is the thing that started me lurking on the canal....Around the Edinburgh phase I think when it was obvs she'd had work done but was pretending it was because she kept biting her lip through mental health issues...that's when I stopped being a fan...all the dramas, so performative. Realised yesterday she's blocked me on Twatter ( I did make disparaging comments about why she wasn't admitting to the lip filler and she said it was the way she did her lipstick 
), I went on there to ask her to seek help after the Tinder...in the 12 step program we define that behaviour as 'sick'; she's def acting out on feelings rather than dealing with them in a healthy way, such as speaking to her sponsor, really working the first 3 steps: Admiting that you life has become unmanageable, accepting there is a higher power, accepting your powerlessness and handing it over to your HP....
), I went on there to ask her to seek help after the Tinder...in the 12 step program we define that behaviour as 'sick'; she's def acting out on feelings rather than dealing with them in a healthy way, such as speaking to her sponsor, really working the first 3 steps: Admiting that you life has become unmanageable, accepting there is a higher power, accepting your powerlessness and handing it over to your HP....
Jack do us a favour. Give your therapist an honest account of the pathetic, spiteful and entitled tantrum you thew about not getting a lockdown show on Channel Four. Then tell them honestly how sloppy and ill prepared you were when your childish behaviour was rewarded with a BBC show. Once you've done that, you could start working on how to stop making a total exhibition of yourself in public and no one will have anything to talk about. Hope that helps, pal.
'Got to get that giant snowflake out that's been wedged up there for the last couple of days, no idea how. Although it did snow when I was lazing in my hammock under the eucalyptus tree. Do you like snow Lorraine?'
Wish I could rescue the poor thing
If anything, ANYTHING sums up the 332 threads it is this.
Thread title for later- Jack Monroe and the Asinine Advice. It sounds like a book title.
Apologies if this lands in a weird place, but I used to love a foam party back in the day. It would ruin clothes, but I was in a polyester/ lurex phase back then, so it didn't bother me.
Anyway, @Smeghead , I'm on my way with glow sticks.
On topic, is Jack still an idiot?
At least she washed her hands for her soapbox soap talk. Shampoo did a grand job there, pal.
I wonder if she has a ferret down her traaazers too
Has she ever mentioned a painkiller addiction before or since then? That’s a new one to me.
I could probably convince myself to stop being depressed if I had £2.5k of tacky metal in close proximity to my head, just sayin.
She mentioned pill addiction in her love letter to the canal aka diva.pdf, @Mr Krabs
She mentioned pill addiction in her love letter to the canal aka diva.pdf, @Mr Krabs
I don't think so. It was in the Diva PDF at the beginning of this year though. Personally I think it's a cover for
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