She's really not. Her ex telling her to go to the doctor is not a good sign.
Jack Monroe #331 Safe word - pumble
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She has a new puppy. How is she finding the time to do all this and then tweet about all this?
The first week our puppy came home I had 8 hours of work booked in that week. Not in one go either, 8 hours over the entire week. It was a nightmare because the puppy was so NEEDY and in to EVERYTHING. I know puppies are meant to sleep a lot, but trying to get her to sleep was about as easy trying to get a wired newborn to sleep, so...
The first week our puppy came home I had 8 hours of work booked in that week. Not in one go either, 8 hours over the entire week. It was a nightmare because the puppy was so NEEDY and in to EVERYTHING. I know puppies are meant to sleep a lot, but trying to get her to sleep was about as easy trying to get a wired newborn to sleep, so...
Old Harold's toasties and crisps are soon forgotten.
Why does she have conversations with herself on Twatter, does anyone know?
It's very, very weird.Also, what kind of fuckery is this ad? Surprised Jack hasn't trademarked this name tbh.
Star fuckers? She thinks peeps would aspire to duck someone as important as her, oh my days, really Fraus I need to slap on an extra HRT patch, my bladder can’t take this humour x
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Just when you think you can't cringe any harder, she tweets again and your body reaches levels of cringe never before experienced. She's going to cause a tear in the space time continuum.
Was browsing Instagram and this popped up randomly
Was browsing Instagram and this popped up randomly
It's utter insanity to be sharing this level of detail online for the five minute high she gets from the Twitter interaction.
All of this bravado is all good and well until it's not anymore and the regret sets in. She has such an unhealthy relationship with social media. Surely there must be somebody irl seeing this and getting concerned? This is manic behaviour for somebody IN THE PUBLIC EYE. If my friends were posting this anywhere other than a private WhatsApp group I would be alarmed. What is she thinking?
All of this bravado is all good and well until it's not anymore and the regret sets in. She has such an unhealthy relationship with social media. Surely there must be somebody irl seeing this and getting concerned? This is manic behaviour for somebody IN THE PUBLIC EYE. If my friends were posting this anywhere other than a private WhatsApp group I would be alarmed. What is she thinking?
Spaniel friend.
"My 12-year-old son reads my social media."
"Let me announce to my 500k followers that I'm actively looking for casual sex!"
Pick one FFS.
In a week? It’s taken me almost a year to fully fall out of love/get over my ex. I went on dates in tve last year but they just proved I wasn’t ready. A week is a total ‘f**k you’ to the ex. She’s really losing it.
Jack, here's a course I think you should go on:
To misquote massively "Explore thyself. You tit."
A complete lack of self awareness, emotional intelligence and empathy are major stumbling blocks to effective relationships. Oh well, I guess the attention will have to do.
To misquote massively "Explore thyself. You tit."
A complete lack of self awareness, emotional intelligence and empathy are major stumbling blocks to effective relationships. Oh well, I guess the attention will have to do.
Sex Jack sex Jack, sex Jack is back
She can get a load of guys without old Cilla Black
YEAH!
Does anyone know if it was Spaniel Friend who 'outed' OH as being a fella that time?
Is this what's really behind her 15 min interview of them?
Yes, it was spaniel friend.
Another suitcase in another hallway
On June 21st she posted that she was 358 days sober. According to my rusty sums today should be 1 year. Why isn't she shouting it from the rooftops? Or at least tweeting about it over and over...
He’s going through the Tattle list of words she doesn’t understand the meaning of
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