And a plumber to unclog her pipes after spouting shite 24/7. And a lawyer. Why does she need a dog walker though?
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Jack Monroe #331 Safe word - pumble
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She really isn’t well is she? This is horrid to watch in real time. I think we all know what bikini pic she is talking about too.
How long before she changes her bio to 'Poly'.
C'mon Jackie, you're itching to do it!
Everyone on Tinder is who they say they are including our Essex graduate
It’s interesting that her tinder profile contains very little from her Twitter ones. Almost like her Twitter one is set up with victomhood things -rattle- whilst her tinder is aspirational things she thinks people will actually want.
Why has she not listed her ADHD & Autistic ‘superpowers’?…
Why has she not listed her ADHD & Autistic ‘superpowers’?…
Jesus I think she must be off her face. I note she hasn’t posted a sobriety update for a while.
Hey, Jack's friends ‐ now would be a good time to have a word with her.
Hi Jack!
I once had a Tinder date with a guy whose photos were years out of date (photos: brown hair. Reality: grey hair). He did not get to buff my pumble.
Your horrendous personality, annoying voice, filthy nails and lingering honk are already working against you. At least use real, up-to-date photos FFS!
Would the english teacher not have been...teaching...all afternoon?
Um he's busy packing after googling her.
What next, a Nigerian prince?
Oh gosh! So joins tinder and has lined up several dates already ... with in minutes, it seems.
No time to text these people to check they aren’t giving off weirdo vibes, just jumps straight in….
Seriously, is she ok? her behaviour seems even more manic/high than usual
No time to text these people to check they aren’t giving off weirdo vibes, just jumps straight in….
Seriously, is she ok? her behaviour seems even more manic/high than usual
Hi Jack's potential dates who found us on Google!
Stay home and have a wank.
Thank me later.
Stay home and have a wank.
Thank me later.
It was pointed out to me that my ex (who I dumped for shouting at me that ‘your problem is that you’ve got your left wing Guardian reading feminist head on, um yes, I only have the one head, how many have you got mate, but I digress) had signed up to Bumble. One photo was from a holiday we’d had and he cropped me out 
and the other had him sporting a goatee, glasses and a cardy… A LA LEFT WING GUARDIAN READING FEMINIST SYMPATHISING NEW OLD MAN …. Please God, please please link him up with Tinder Jack …. God that’s cheered me up x
and the other had him sporting a goatee, glasses and a cardy… A LA LEFT WING GUARDIAN READING FEMINIST SYMPATHISING NEW OLD MAN …. Please God, please please link him up with Tinder Jack …. God that’s cheered me up xWHAT IS THIS MYSTERIOUS BRANCH OF THE 12 STEP PROGRAMME WHERE YOU PICK RANDOM PEOPLE AND PHONE THEM UP??
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