Jack Monroe #331 Safe word - pumble
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I've been like this 
since about 2pm. In fact I've cringed so hard I seem to have lost the use of my limbs and have had to ask my very real OH to softly, gently type out this post on my behalf.
Has someone already made a pumble/Bumble joke?
since about 2pm. In fact I've cringed so hard I seem to have lost the use of my limbs and have had to ask my very real OH to softly, gently type out this post on my behalf.Has someone already made a pumble/Bumble joke?
I'm still grunking and in my haste to prevent the old thread getting to 52 pages I hadn't actually looked at her profile in detail. The country music is presumably to listen to when she makes her Tbilisi peach cobbler.
Oh god please stop Jack. Please.
That’s so bleeping low. Yes, she hasn’t shared his name, but someone is engaging with her in good faith and she’s sharing it with half a million followers. She’s foul.
Go on go on go onI’m grunking and have *egh* social commitments so can’t catch up right now, Tinder Jack has hit me right out of left field - oh wait she didn’t go?
‘Irish/Cypriot’Jesus imagine that being the most interesting thing about you.
But, to be quite frank, did Jack not get the memo that people only use Tinder for a quick shag these days?! Mind you, the level of emotion intelligence I’ve seen on there would probably match our Sloppo’s.
I probably still have my account, but I’m sorry I’m not sure I have the gall
Oh god. I can't even articulate my feelings about this. I need a man in scrubs... To ask if you can die from second-hand embarrassment. Don't stop. SCREENSHOT AND SHARE IT ALL, JACK. This is gold.
Christ, those poor cunts.
She's nicked starfucker from here.
Can't deal with endless texting? But you put text lover (or some tit) on your profile you twit.
And god forbid they ring you, you never answer!
And god forbid they ring you, you never answer!
She really thinks "starfuckers" will be after a slice of her pumble, lolololololol
Also, found her profile pic lads x
Also, found her profile pic lads x
Oh dear. It's giving Edina Monsoon, darling
I know it’s not an airport etc but I’m away to make the tea so will have to grunk tomorrow.
wanted to wish you all a
Happy Anuerysm Day!!
Toot toot toot toot toot
HONK HONK
wanted to wish you all a
Happy Anuerysm Day!!
Toot toot toot toot toot
HONK HONK
At this stage I honestly don’t know if you are taking the piss or not.
(She would upload this wouldn’t she?)
Starfuckers! Alright, calm down Beyoncé. Send medical assistance-os I think I'm having some sort of hoot-induced cardiac event.
But when has that ever stopped our Jackie Gal…
And she is obviously looking for a donor for her screaming ovaries.
Again it’s her son who I feel for.
I hope we see match squig on Reddit later, there's a Tinder sub!
This is truly shaping up to be a chaos for the ages. 25 years from now, frauen and herren will be telling their kids/grandkids/pets/deliciously ordinary OHs where they were and what they were doing when Tinder Jack landed.
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